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Here's what my Mom would say when driving down the freeway and people would pass her up."Speed on cat sheeit, someone will cover you up"...Now share one of yours......

2007-02-16 02:42:09 · 10 answers · asked by Maw-Maw 7 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

Swallow the gum
you will blow a bubble out ya @$$.

2007-02-16 03:26:06 · answer #1 · answered by funoburgmom 3 · 0 0

Whenever, some one would cut my Dad off in traffic, he would say, "Shum Dit! learn how to drive". Or "bun of a snitch" Depending on sit.

2007-02-16 04:34:24 · answer #2 · answered by TAHOE REALTOR 3 · 0 0

Don't make shame for me! or Finish your dinner there are people starving in Etheopia...now wonder why I'm overweight! Ha.

2007-02-16 02:47:55 · answer #3 · answered by RoseMarie 2 · 0 0

Nope.

2007-02-16 04:02:35 · answer #4 · answered by THE UNKNOWN 5 · 0 0

this is the song my dad would sing when he was potty training!:
I like to sing
I like to dance
But I can't do it
with poopy in my pants!!

2007-02-16 02:50:39 · answer #5 · answered by tz 4 · 0 0

dad always say:"swallow your toothpaste and end up with a colostomy bag like your grandpa"..he tells me that when i was a kid..

2007-02-16 02:53:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My Mom would always say, "Hold on to your britches!"

2007-02-16 02:45:56 · answer #7 · answered by ઈтєlly 7 · 0 0

"That was different!"
This is what she would say, whan I pointed out that she had done the same, and worse!

2007-02-16 03:02:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

thats enough young lady! lol

2007-02-16 02:54:16 · answer #9 · answered by H0NEY~BEE 5 · 0 0

"Would you shut up and talk!"

2007-02-16 02:47:51 · answer #10 · answered by B2B2008 5 · 0 0

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