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Scientists say people used chilis as spices more than 6100 years ago

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070215/od_afp/ussciencearcheology_070215210832

How could they have spices when there was no Universe. Someone should complain to Yahoo for putting these satanic ideas on there.

2007-02-16 02:15:29 · 18 answers · asked by Serpent 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

No, Mickey the Earth is 4.5 billion years old - the Universe is 13.7 billion years old - but let me have my fun with the creationists, ok?

2007-02-16 02:20:48 · update #1

Oops, misread you, did I Mickey?

2007-02-16 02:22:15 · update #2

Hmm... even with a name like 'Serpent' not many spotted this was tongue in cheek.

2007-02-16 02:23:34 · update #3

Earl D - according to your theory Carl Sagan never existed!

2007-02-16 02:29:43 · update #4

18 answers

"Someone should complain to Yahoo for putting these satanic ideas on there"

ROTFL : )

2007-02-16 02:22:40 · answer #1 · answered by lilith 7 · 2 0

Were you aware that the late, great, Cornell University Cosmologist Dr. Carl Sagan says the Universe is not even 30 days old. We are, right now, in the first hour of the last day of the first month. So, according to Dr. Sagan those spices can't be more than a few seconds old.

2007-02-16 02:26:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

The world itself is over 4 billion years old. It's not Satanic. It's science. Honestly, if the world were only as old as the Hebrew religion, where did dinosaurs come from? Where did prehistoric life come from? You have to honestly look at the facts.

2007-02-16 02:19:12 · answer #3 · answered by Mynx 2 · 0 1

OK serpent haha hmmmm where does that leave the guys from the geigo commercial.. i guess they can't have chill and beans haha
hey serpent i think you got a bunch of blonds with this qestion reilled up haha

2007-02-16 02:24:20 · answer #4 · answered by ♥lois c♥ ☺♥♥♥☺ 6 · 0 0

Oh, puhleeeze!

Either you're a charter member of the Flat Earth Society, a long-term inmate of a rubber ranch or the proud possessor of an IQ two points lower than a begonia!

Thanks for the 2 points, btw.

2007-02-16 02:20:08 · answer #5 · answered by Granny Annie 6 · 0 2

I concur! Everyone knows God put those dinosaur bones and fossils in stone just to trick us.
In fact, I can definitively prove the earth is only 144 years old! Got anyone older than that to disprove it? Thought not.

2007-02-16 02:19:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Go right ahead, unless you think of yourself as a nobody.

The date 4004 bc is not part of the text. Was added only about 800 years ago and is wildly erroneous. Adam and Eve existed much longer ago than that.

2007-02-16 02:19:01 · answer #7 · answered by Wind Chime 3 · 1 1

Yes lets have fun with creationists, like having fun with the morons thats take the Bible in its literal context, or like those who are dumb enough believe humans concieved themselves out of no where.

Or how about evolution (which I believe in)? yet the core stupidity of your existance is that you believe we evolved from nothing, yet name me one thing in this entire universe that evolves from nothing? This goes against everything in science, yet you use science as your main crutch? Hmmm.

2007-02-16 02:27:41 · answer #8 · answered by Murfdigidy 4 · 0 1

sorry but there's been people living on the earth for thousands of years and there's evidence for it. the universe is billions of years old.

2007-02-16 02:19:25 · answer #9 · answered by russki_koshechka 2 · 0 1

maybe the giant space chili caused the creationist big bang!

2007-02-16 02:25:47 · answer #10 · answered by Brendan G 4 · 1 0

I am so utterly confused by this question. You beleive that there was no universe 6,100 years ago? I can't even formulate an answer that would sound half intelligent....

2007-02-16 02:20:34 · answer #11 · answered by Anthony F 2 · 0 1

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