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I have been sleeping for a hundred years, and now I am awakened. I need a shower, I need to change my clothes, I need to brush my hair and to clean my teeth! But he keep squeezing me, kissing me and whispering something about love! And he won't let me go!
Sleeping beauty

2007-02-16 02:02:12 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

9 answers

Websters Dictionary defines the Men as Insensitive, egotistical, sexual fiends.. Check it out... and then go back to sleep

2007-02-16 02:09:00 · answer #1 · answered by Aunt Henny Penny 5 · 0 0

Oh living in a fairy tale are you? Hey why not. I hate to tell you this but he only loves you for your outer beauty. And please do wake up you are in the garbage dump in the alley for goodness sakes you are going to be hurt. Get up and toddle off back to happily ever after..and hey Good luck...Oh one more thing..your skirt is stuck in your undies in the back!!!!

2007-02-16 02:10:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

It really sad that you have to announce to the world via the Internet that you're in a relationship. I don't make questions flaunting my girlfriend!

2007-02-16 02:07:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

He's just grateful you're finally awake so you can make him some breakfast.

2007-02-16 02:10:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Lazy prat............... he wants to show you what you have been missing, trust me you will enjoy it

2007-02-16 02:14:42 · answer #5 · answered by cross 2 · 0 0

wow, sounds rough.

2007-02-16 02:05:20 · answer #6 · answered by sarajanicew 2 · 1 0

Because they were made that way!!!!!

2007-02-16 02:10:15 · answer #7 · answered by N 3 · 0 0

What in the hell are you talking about?

2007-02-16 02:09:06 · answer #8 · answered by Pea Nis Lover 3 · 2 1

they just r

2007-02-16 02:07:33 · answer #9 · answered by Jemima 1 · 0 0

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