Please don't continue if you are faint of heart.
The worst i can get is satanic ritual abuse. You know, eating five month developed featuses. Could do with some barbecue sauce, however.
I have plenty of other topics, but they're not quite as dark.
2007-02-16 01:14:29 · 13 answers · asked by Mercenary Poet 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you are deeply and truly a devil and i can see how many of you with you are going to hell .............. DISGUSTING
2007-02-23 01:25:47 · answer #1 · answered by xxsanxx 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I dont like the baby ones, since I have kids myself, but I do knw where youre coming from. For some nasty humor, try watcing the Aristocrats. It has several comedians (Bob Saget, Whoopiu Goldberg, Robin Williams, etc) telling their version of the original NASTY joke. Heres a fairly clean version.
This guy walks into a talent scouts office and says, ive got a heckuva a show for ya. The guys says ok lets here it.
Theres a family and the daughter drinks a jar of vomit while her brother urinates on her face. While that s going on, Grandpa is taking a crap in ther center ring, follwed by grandma using it a s a mud maske....etc etc..some of the grossest, incestuous stuff you can think of, also sometimes involving fetuses. and then at the end the guy goes that sound like an interesting show ...what do you cal it? The man smiles and says The Aristocrats.
Also I am sure the fetuises would go better with honey mustard.
2007-02-22 02:06:29 · answer #2 · answered by ksmarriedcouple 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Cadillac?
There isn't a Cadillac in my garage
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How do you make a dead baby float?
one dead baby and two scoops of ice cream
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What's the best part about doing a 12 year old girl in the shower?
If you slick her hair back she looks like an eight year old boy.
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What's the worst part of eating bald pu$$y?
Putting the diaper back on.
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What's the worst part of having sex with a six year old?
Getting the blood stains out of your clown suit
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How should you put a baby in the blender?
Feet first so you can see the expression on his face.
Just a few to get you going. And No, I am not a serial killer, psycho, or child molester. Just a desensitized young adult with a family and a vast collection of bad jokes.
2007-02-23 07:42:08 · answer #3 · answered by Rhyno 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Necrophilia
2007-02-23 08:12:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
OK PLEASE UNDER STAND IT'S ONLY A JOKE.
I APOLOGIZE IF ANY ONE IS OFFENDED.
Q: WHATS PINK AND RED AND GOES 500 MPH ??
A: A DEAD BABY IN A BLENDER.
Q: WHAT DO CALL A DEAD BABY STANDING ON IT'S HEAD IN THE END-ZONE ??
A: SPIKE
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DEAD BABY IN THE POOL ??
A: BOB
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DEAD BABY IN THE CENTER OF THE INFIELD ??
A: SECOND BASE.
AND POSSIBLY THE MOST OFFENSIVE JOKE OF ALL TIME.
Q: HOW MANY JEWS CAN YOU FIT IN A VOLKSWAGEN ?
A: 505, 2 IN THE FRONT SEAT, 3 IN THE BACK SEAT, AND 500 IN THE ASH TRAY
FORGIVE ME ,,,, I KNOW I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS.
2007-02-16 01:52:15 · answer #5 · answered by degesetay 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Umm...wow. I have a fairly dark sense of humor but that's...wow yeah...pretty dark and gross...I don't beleive I've anything further to add to that...
2007-02-16 01:46:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
not as sick as the rest
Q: what has 2 legs and bleeds
A :Half a cat
2007-02-23 21:48:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
their are some site for people like you
2007-02-23 14:27:25 · answer #8 · answered by chrisandlindsayjohnston 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you use steak sause and onions?
2007-02-23 05:21:22 · answer #9 · answered by Double D's 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I too have the same question
2016-08-23 18:15:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋