This guy goes into this bar with one of those little spider monkeys like the one from Outbreak . Immediately, the bartender tells him that there are no pets allowed. The guy explains to the bartender how well trained the monkey is and that he wouldn't bother anyone. Reluctantly the bartender agrees to let the monkey stay. A little while later the monkey is checkin out this and that and sees the pool table balls. His little eyes light up and he sprints over and eats a cue ball. The bartender gets very angry and kicks the guy out. The guy comes back the next day with the monkey, the cue ball and offers the bartender 100 dollars for the money he may have lost on the pool table. The bartender allows him to sit at the bar again. The bartender is closely watching the monkey and witnesses the monkey grab a peanut, stick it in his butt, pull it out, and then eat it. Hes like gross why did he do that? The guy says, ever since he had to poop out the cue ball, he checks everything for size first!
2007-02-16 00:58:57 · 7 answers · asked by Vasago 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10/10 really good LMAO totally!! gotta feel bad for the monkey though
2007-02-16 02:20:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor little monkey, I bet it really hurt having the cue ball come out his A*s!!! LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
2007-02-16 01:22:08 · answer #2 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is absolutely classic! Just amazing! Good humour!
2007-02-16 01:26:59 · answer #3 · answered by Mercenary Poet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is a little funny, very gross, and very very painfully vivid!
2016-03-28 22:28:52 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that, thanx for the laugh.
2007-02-16 01:49:39 · answer #5 · answered by Cannibal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol that's funny
2007-02-16 01:50:54 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Booh♥ ☺☺☺☺☺ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks for a good laugh,
From the Bar man
2007-02-16 01:52:03 · answer #7 · answered by inquisitor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋