mine is what would Elvis be doing if he was alive today? Scratching the lid of his coffin. GROAN
2007-02-16 00:35:07 · 19 answers · asked by Christine 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
have you heard the one about the big wall?
its so bad you'll never get over it.
Please dont track me down and kill me......i have a cat
2007-02-16 00:39:03 · answer #1 · answered by Spiderbaby 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
something cutesy and fashionable. i can not stand all those idiotic modern-day names; they are all greater or much less the two undesirable. The call Treasure sucks, working example. So do Kelly and Kira, spelled regardless of the undeniable fact that.
2016-11-23 12:48:41 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do you give a women who has everything? penicillin
actually i liked that joke about Elvis...he was born January 8 Th 1935 and he would be 72...also he died in l977...I was born on his birthday..not the same year! but i too am fat and hooked on pills..divorced and eat lie every meal is my last..lol
2007-02-16 00:42:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard this one today:
What's got four legs and goes 'boo'?
A cow with a cold.
Aaargh!
2007-02-16 04:02:08 · answer #4 · answered by smee_1972 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats the diffrence between a priest and acne? acne does not come on your face till your 13.
2007-02-16 00:40:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Okay, heres one.
What do you call an americain artist?
A Yankee Doodle!
2007-02-16 01:24:36 · answer #6 · answered by compooky888 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes i agree that's a terrible joke.!!!
2007-02-16 02:47:55 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats black and white and eats like a horse?
A zebra
2007-02-16 00:38:54 · answer #8 · answered by leedsmikey 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why did the baker have brown hands?
Because he kneaded a poo
2007-02-16 00:42:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
mine woz that question someone asked
IS THIS THE WORLD'S SHORTEST STORY
One day, stuff happened. The end.
2007-02-16 00:39:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋