A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one.
Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man; that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and livetogether in peace for the rest of our days."
Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!" "This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."
2007-02-16 00:22:28 · 12 answers · asked by ♥Booh♥ ☺☺☺☺☺ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This is just too funny, I just can't stop laughing!!!! So she started out by being his friend then by wanting to drink the bottle of wine with him. And of course typical man thinks he is going to have some action after the bottle of wine is over. But it turns out ounce again that lady's are more wiser than man. She wants him to take the blame for the accident. By the time the police get to the seen he will have alcohol in his system and she will be clean. LOVE IT, LOVE IT!!! LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
2007-02-16 01:18:27 · answer #1 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If i'm understand-how this top it feels like you've been pulling out of a automobile park to exhibit left onto a street. The street is 4 lanes on each edge. both lanes of site visitors closest to you, heading the option way of ways you've been turning stopped to allow you pull out in the front of them to exhibit. the lady that hit you change into travelling interior the third lane over (out of the 4 lanes that you've been crossing in the front of to exhibit)? if it really is the case than you're at fault. the lady that hit you had the right of way. even in spite of the undeniable fact that both lanes of site visitors were waving you on, you nevertheless did no longer have the right of way. it doesn't count number that her brakes were going out. I have worked as an coverage agent for the previous 9.5 years & I have considered countless injuries very equivalent to this one. In all of them, the guy that change into pulling out in the front of site visitors to exhibit left change into deemed at fault. wish this permits.
2016-10-17 07:27:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard a version of this before. Still funny.
2007-02-16 00:36:18 · answer #3 · answered by tuxgal3 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha hah ahahahha what a way for me to start off my day...thanks for the laugh that was funny.
2007-02-16 00:27:37 · answer #4 · answered by ~J*me~ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha omg smart woman lol =]
2007-02-16 00:31:39 · answer #5 · answered by blank 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just like a woman.
Conniving, contriving, excelling in poisonous deceipt.
I have actually met women like that.
But I realize not all women are that way, ummm, I hope!
One day, hope to meet my cherished woman to marry, if she exist.
2007-02-16 00:26:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 5⤋
to test you for alcohol. Then we'll see what happens
2007-02-16 00:27:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMAO Wow. Retard.
2007-02-16 02:17:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-02-16 00:56:36 · answer #9 · answered by Aggy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA!
2007-02-16 00:25:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋