An elderly couple walk into a fast food restaurant. They order one hamburger, one order of fries and one drink.
The old man unwraps the plain hamburger and carefully cuts it in half & places one half in front of his wife. He then counts out the fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placing one pile in front of his wife.
He takes a sip of the drink, his wife takes a sip and then sets the cup down between them. As he begins to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them keep looking over and whispering "That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them."
As the man begins to eat his fries a young man comes to the table. He politely offers to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man replies that they're just fine - they're just used to sharing everything.
The surrounding people noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sits there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.
2007-02-16 00:19:58 · 16 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Again the young man comes over and begs them to let him buy another meal for them.
This time the old woman says "No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything."
As the old man finishes he wipes his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again comes over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asks "May I ask what is it you are waiting for?"
To which the old dear replies "THE TEETH."
2007-02-16 00:20:51 · update #1
Good one.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-02-16 02:50:12 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good , herd it before different setup, still a good story.
Try this one.
Two elderly couples are having their weekly bridge game, when the women leave the room to prepare lunch.
Speaking of food , says one of the men, we ate at this new place downtown the other night , an the food and service were very good, you've got to try the place.
Oh really, whats it called ??
The man thinks for a moment and says , aw dammit,
what do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?
Rose ?, Says his friend.
Thanks , he says , then yells in to the kitchen.
HEY ROSE, WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THAT NEW
RESTAURANT ??
2007-02-16 00:42:26 · answer #2 · answered by degesetay 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I guess if you are roommates with someone it is like you share the toothpaste and you share the coffee but the share situation does not always work out.
2016-05-24 06:27:24 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha lol wasn't expecting that ending
2007-02-16 01:29:13 · answer #4 · answered by Rubber * Duckie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U "ASTARD" WITH A BIG FAT "B" ON THE FRONT OF IT, U MADE ME READ THAT TO FIND OUT THEY SHARE TEETH, WELL IT WAS 1 OF YOUR BEST COME ON WORK HARD N GET THOSES GOOD1S OUT!
2007-02-16 01:05:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10 well done
2007-02-16 01:37:55 · answer #6 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha very good thats funny !! I like it :D
Made me smile!
2007-02-16 00:46:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha.That is funny cos it could be true!Old people,bless 'em.Together through thick and thin.Literally through the wars together.
2007-02-16 00:25:08 · answer #8 · answered by snuffylover4 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee hee. thats funny i hope they dont share incontenence products
2007-02-16 00:24:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very cute and funny. i would give it a 7.
2007-02-16 00:23:13 · answer #10 · answered by ms01 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋