A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this... 'Looking for man with these qualifications; won't beat me up; or run away from me and is great in bed.'
She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day.
The man she met said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and no legs so I won't run away."
So the lady says, "What makes you think you are great in bed?"
Bob replies, "I rang the door bell didn't I?"
2007-02-16 00:11:01 · 11 answers · asked by ♥Booh♥ ☺☺☺☺☺ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Rotfl! Too funny!
2007-02-16 00:14:41 · answer #1 · answered by tuxgal3 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. It's a Goodie! LOL.
A Perfect Man is a rare bird! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great day!
2007-02-18 12:19:35 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats the best joke ive read on here in a long while.. than 4 the giggle :)
2007-02-17 14:54:47 · answer #3 · answered by lyndsey ww 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i loved it. that is so true. i give it a 10+++++++
2007-02-16 08:18:14 · answer #4 · answered by ms01 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, not gonna lie....I didn't get it at first but I got it and its funny!!!
2007-02-16 08:30:05 · answer #5 · answered by ~J*me~ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, it was posted b4 but it never gets old...lol
2007-02-16 09:07:17 · answer #6 · answered by LittleBit 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
talk about the 10 inch tongue!!!
2007-02-16 08:57:26 · answer #7 · answered by sassy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! that is a good one
good luck!!!
2007-02-16 08:16:50 · answer #8 · answered by Luv Rulz 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol good one :)!!
2007-02-16 10:55:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!!
2007-02-16 08:46:52 · answer #10 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋