2007-02-15 23:05:07 · 9 answers · asked by 18_Inch_Guns! 3 in Sports ➔ Martial Arts
Look at these facts before you ask such a foolish question like this again:
1. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
5. Chuck Norris defines love as the reluctance to murder. If you’re still alive, it’s because Chuck Norris loves you.
6. Chuck Norris isn’t hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
7. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
8. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
9. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
10. Chuck Norris can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property.
11. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
12. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.
13. Chuck Norris invented cancer because he was tired of killing people
14. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
15. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
16. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
17. When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
18. Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.
19.When Chuck Norris jumps into a body of water, he doesn’t get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris instead.
20. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
21. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
22. When Chuck Norris runs with scissors, other people get hurt.
23. When a tsunami happens, it’s because Chuck Norris has been swimming laps in the ocean.
24. Chuck Norris poops light sabers.
25. Chuck Norris clips his toenails with a chain saw. But he holds it backwards.
26. Chuck Norris likes his coffee like he likes his women: ground up, packed in a burlap sack, and thrown over the back of a donkey.
27. Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Chuck Norris threw it.
28. Chuck Norris’s belly button is actually a power outlet.
29. Camels have a hump because Chuck Norris needed a place to store his kills.
30. Chuck Norris has a beautiful singing voice. Unfortunately, the sound of it would melt the average human brain.
31. Chuck Norris has a pet kitten - every night for a snack.
32. On his birthday, Chuck Norris blows out his candles by blinking.
33. Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
34. When Chuck Norris vomits, wealthy people scavenge it for food. Too bad for them Chuck Norris never vomits.
35. If Chuck Norris were a ballet dancer, he’d strangle you gracefully with his tutu. And then himself.
36. Chuck Norris graduated from school with a degree in Chuck Norris.
37. Our founding fathers originally decreed a strict separation between Chuck Norris and state. Chuck Norris eliminated them.
38. The only thing Chuck Norris fears is Chuck Norris.
39. Chuck Norris uses staples as hair gel.
40. Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
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Let us no longer speak to glorious name of ... Chuck Norris (Blessed be his name).
He would just look at Liddell and Liddell would blow up into ashes and blow away into the farthest reaches of space from wenst there be no return from.
2007-02-16 05:49:07 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Liddell
2007-02-16 11:57:48 · answer #2 · answered by William Sly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris would knock Liddell on his mohawk. He should be glad that Chuck Norris does not come to the UFC and clean house.
2007-02-16 11:16:44 · answer #3 · answered by Billy Dee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Norris was awesome in his prime. He is over 60 now and can still throw it down. Liddell is in his prime now.
Back when Chuck Norris was around, ground fighting was almost taboo, it just wasn't done. Liddell can handle himself on the ground now.
If the fight took place with both of them in their prime Liddell would probably win due to ground fighting. If groundfighting was in Norris's resume back in his prime though, it would be Norris.
Both are incredible fighters and I would've paid to see that fight, just like one between Jackie Chan and Jet Li.
2007-02-16 22:13:45 · answer #4 · answered by Batistafan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lets be serious here although i respect what chuck norris has done for the world of martial arts he even in his prime only fought in point karate tournament he hasnt got good enough wrestling or submission ability (liddel purple belt in bjj) the only advantage chuck had in his prime was better kicking ability but chuck still is a former kickboxing world champ
verdict/ chuck would win 20 seconds in the first round by left hook
2007-02-16 12:50:04 · answer #5 · answered by faveraus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris......liddell gets hit with a roundhouse kick, its OVER!!! LOL!!!
2007-02-16 08:11:43 · answer #6 · answered by khjunior1980 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Norris would beat him with mind tricks. Then he'd end his career with a roundhouse kick, Texas Ranger style.
Great question!
2007-02-16 11:17:16 · answer #7 · answered by bluebelly83 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck would win.
Thank you for the points.
2007-02-16 11:00:35 · answer #8 · answered by Gary W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
turn around, you are seconds away from a gory roundhouse kick death.
2007-02-16 11:16:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋