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A MBA and a BE go on a camping trip, set up their tent,and
fell asleep.

Some hours later, the BE wakes his MBA friend. " look up
at the sky and tell me what you see." The MBA replies, "I see millions
of
stars."

"What does that tell you?"
The MBA ponders for a minute.
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are
millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and
we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have
a
beautiful day tomorrow.

What does it tell you?"

The BE is silent for a moment, then speaks.

"Practically...Someone has stolen our tent".

2007-02-15 23:01:32 · 47 answers · asked by sunny1991 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

47 answers

hehehe
good one...
thank you... :-)

2007-02-23 22:44:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

8/10

2007-02-20 19:05:02 · answer #2 · answered by nella 3 · 1 0

I've heard this joke before except with Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson substituted in for the MBA and the BE.

2007-02-15 23:06:24 · answer #3 · answered by Prince 3 · 0 1

Make me laugh but Seems you r a BE, jealous of MBA's.

2007-02-23 20:39:48 · answer #4 · answered by JOLLY 1 · 0 0

Jokingly--- it made me laugh!!!! ha ha ha ha ha ....... But on the serious side, I came to realize that MBA people have the wisdom of analyzing things in all aspects and the way they want it to be analyzed.

2007-02-22 12:10:30 · answer #5 · answered by kibbs 4 · 0 0

All that education gone to waste.....he couldn't realize the "tent"
was gone??? SUPER SMART DUD

2007-02-22 07:41:16 · answer #6 · answered by jc 4 · 0 0

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
its soooooooo nice 1 looooooool

2007-02-22 14:33:28 · answer #7 · answered by Amadeus 2 · 0 0

Hey, thats great! Just one simple answer you need to sum it up!hahaha

2007-02-23 14:30:14 · answer #8 · answered by HumanBeingOnEarth! 4 · 0 0

hahahahahahahaha. Good one. 10/10. LOL.

2007-02-22 21:24:47 · answer #9 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0 0

very old but still funny! the original had Sherlock Holmes and watson

2007-02-16 05:14:24 · answer #10 · answered by curious2 2 · 0 1

LOL. Basics really count! LOL.

Thanks for the laugh!

2007-02-18 04:27:28 · answer #11 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 1

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