A young boy comes down to breakfast one morning. His mother asks, "Have you done your chores yet?"
"No," replies the boy, "but could I have breakfast first?"
"You know the rules, go outside and clean the chicken coop, milk the cow & feed the pigs."
The boy goes down to the chicken coop and lazily cleans it. When he is finished he he kicks a chicken. Next, we walks to the barn and takes out the old milking cow. After milking her thoroughly, he kicks her. Then the boy gets the food and feeds the pigs. Once he is done he kicks a pig.
Finally, the boy runs back to his house, very hungry. His mother gives him a plate with nothing on it but an apple. Disappointed, the boy says, "Where's my eggs, my milk and my sausage?"
"Well," says his mother, "I saw you kick a chicken, so now you don't get eggs. I saw you kick the cow, so now you don't get milk. I saw you kick the pig, so now you don't get any sausage."
2007-02-15 21:46:19 · 12 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Just then, the boy's father walks in and kicks the cat.
The boy looks at his mother and says "Should I tell him now, or do you want to?"
2007-02-15 21:46:52 · update #1
haha, very funny, iv never heard that one before. lol 10/10.
2007-02-15 21:55:53 · answer #1 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in my view, i think of chores with an allowance teaches little ones sturdy existence instructions for later. It teaches them that to get a advantages you may desire to paintings and it teaches them approximately saving and being in charge with money. i'm no longer announcing you may pay a infant $50 for doing laundry, yet a small allowance is sturdy. i do no longer think of the youngster unavoidably "owes" chores via fact the ascertain seems after them. the mummy and father chosen to deliver a infant into the international understanding that they'd could be in charge for that youngster. i think of that being respectful of the mummy and father' authority and verbally expressing thank you is adequate.
2016-10-02 05:49:57 · answer #2 · answered by kampfer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha very good 10/10& a star
2007-02-15 23:05:32 · answer #3 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-02-16 06:24:30 · answer #4 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10..
Got remember this one....My BF would love this....he hates my cats sometimes.....likes to shove them off the bed....LOL
2007-02-15 22:02:45 · answer #5 · answered by mysticfairy74 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 Great joke...very cute!!!
2007-02-15 23:10:33 · answer #6 · answered by Chipmunk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
Keep smilin'.
2007-02-16 01:17:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-02-15 22:40:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok, I get it......took me a few seconds though.
2007-02-15 21:52:44 · answer #9 · answered by zanoshi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is brilliant.
2007-02-15 21:52:27 · answer #10 · answered by nycgrl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋