An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.
The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him. The old man said, "I don't think you understand, I want something very special."
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," the jeweler said.
The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled
with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, by check. " I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said.
Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned the old man.
"There's no money in that account."
"I know", said the old man, "but can you imagine the weekend I had?".
2007-02-15 20:54:19 · 16 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the ring didn't leave the shop....
It really gets me down when I am laughing my a r s e off and then I read that others didn't get it.
2007-02-15 21:30:54 · answer #1 · answered by roger a 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wow uncle wow... you deserved that weekend. You deserve many more weekends like the one you had.
Next time try to book a room in a 5 Star Hotel for your girl friend... then try bookings for the QE2 luxury liner for you and your GF... then try buying a private aircraft for her.
But remember to change the girl friend everytime unless she is a blonde.
All the best uncle.
Lovely joke dear... more jokes please.
Hope the hardcore religious teachers in your school won't catch you!!
2007-02-16 14:48:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Lol, it was a good thing he didnt overwork himself over the weekend, otherwise the shop may never get their ring back! Haha
2007-02-16 05:12:15 · answer #3 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I have been paying my bills online, but Monday I gonna order me a box of checks.
2007-02-16 06:16:00 · answer #4 · answered by 5-Stars 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Maybe its just me cuz I worked in a jewelry store, its misses the mark on realism to me, no one in their right mind is gonna let a 40k ring out of a store with a non validated check.. yawn
2007-02-16 05:08:03 · answer #5 · answered by prettysmileygrl 3 · 0⤊ 5⤋
That's a good one!
2007-02-16 05:56:32 · answer #6 · answered by cutesy76 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha. hes a clever old goat. lol 10/10.
2007-02-16 05:51:34 · answer #7 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahahahahahahahahahhaha very funny
thanx for the laugh
2007-02-16 05:06:24 · answer #8 · answered by nabeel h 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Tha is clever and funny...and I think i'll mail it to my mum!
2007-02-16 04:58:41 · answer #9 · answered by chikensnsausages 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I like it!
2007-02-16 04:59:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋