2007-02-15 20:05:52 · 7 answers · asked by Born again atheist 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I am an atheist and I follow Pastafarianism for the fun of mocking Christianity. I know evoltuion is true
2007-02-15 20:09:34 · update #1
As far as I know, the Flying Spaghetti Monster has not authorized any mere human to speak in His name, and the FSM Himself has not yet applied for a Yahoo ID in order to answer this Himself. Therefore the thoughts of the FSM on anything will stay a mystery. Do not believe any false pasta prophets!
2007-02-15 20:30:45 · answer #1 · answered by NaturalBornKieler 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Then my guess would be he hates us, since his followers seem to be filled with hate (unless your bird finger in you Q & A doesn't indicate your an angry young man).
Like I said, you're projecting the issues you have with your parents on to Christians (based on your other question). Get some therapy. It won't make you stop being an atheist, you'll just be a lot happier without all this rage you have.
2007-02-16 04:27:12 · answer #2 · answered by The Notorious Doctor Zoom Zoom 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why do Pastafarians reject the theory of evolution?
Oops - I meant to say, He doesn't believe in Christians.
2007-02-16 04:08:18 · answer #3 · answered by NONAME 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
>>>I know evoltuion is true>>>
Really? Would you care to share exactly how you know it's true -- especially when science has so far failed to do this over the past 150 years?
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2007-02-16 04:32:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Thou shalt be baptized in Ragu sauce?
2007-02-16 04:08:38 · answer #5 · answered by Loathe thy neighbor. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am sure He wiggles His noodley appendages for them too...
Ramen !
2007-02-16 04:09:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
They make good meatballs.
2007-02-16 04:20:07 · answer #7 · answered by Jake B 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋