Since you all like telling me to allow God into my life and love Christ - particularly in answer to my questions on here that have nothing to do with religion - I decided to follow your advice and give it a whirl...
Yesterday I buggered little baby Jesus.
You happy now?
2007-02-15 19:34:08 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
hahahaha ... I love anything that slates god and religion!
2007-02-15 19:36:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
I can understand your point - they get up my nose too thinking they are always right and spouting reams of the Bible. However, I do believe in God and Jesus (I am a spiritualist) so I think your statement is in bad taste, not only because of the subject 'Jesus' but because in the last couple of days there has been a 2 year old who as been sexually abused and paedophiles are forever in the news which is absolutely abhorrent. You could have picked a better example.
2007-02-16 04:11:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus isn't a baby anymore, He's the living God and you are sadly mistaken.....it must've been someone else. Anyway, Jesus loves you, He'll never stop no matter how rude you may be and when your in trouble, He'll be there to get you out. I never liked Hum till I got to know Him. He's the best and I love Him now. Hope the same happens to you sooner than later. Its the best feeling to have.
2007-02-16 03:55:05 · answer #3 · answered by Nats 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hopefully it was a doll of the baby Jesus because Jesus isn't a baby anymore. If it wasn't a doll then you molested a small child and I believe that's illegal (unless you belong to MANBLA). In any case you be blessed OK? Jesus loves you!
2007-02-16 03:43:52 · answer #4 · answered by Cochran 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Very brave, now abuse other religions and see what happens to you, I'm sure the real Christions will forgive you.
2007-02-20 03:08:51 · answer #5 · answered by DS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, happy that one more soul is on the "wide path" that many follow!
2007-02-16 04:58:50 · answer #6 · answered by Akimbo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This just makes you another pain in the butt religious freak.
2007-02-16 08:58:20 · answer #7 · answered by David M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You cannot give Jesus a 'whirl'. But He can sure give you one! You cannot 'try' Jesus! Either you love Him, or you don't!!
2007-02-16 08:54:59 · answer #8 · answered by jomi 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's the last time i give you the babysitting gig!
2007-02-16 05:49:04 · answer #9 · answered by barrybumhole 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
how old are you child? - did you just find the word 'buggered' in the dictionary? clever little boy! Idiot!
2007-02-16 03:39:42 · answer #10 · answered by carlyjayne 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Try emulating this more:
"Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving us worthy evidence of the fact." - George Elliot
Your mother did not raise you to act like you are acting.
2007-02-16 03:37:36 · answer #11 · answered by Ask Mr. Religion 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋