An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained:
Well, doc, it's like this - First I tried with my right hand, but nothing.
Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
Then I asked my wife for help.
She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing.
She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing.
We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing.
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbour?"
The old man replied, "Yep. None of us could get the jar open.
2007-02-15 19:11:06 · 39 answers · asked by sexy rack 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i like that thenks
2007-02-15 19:26:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
They make special rubber jar opener thinggies for old people with problems like this - shouldn't this be in the medical section? Tee Hee
2007-02-22 01:09:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm in my late fifties and that's gotta be the best "Old Peoples" joke I've ever heard...still wiping tears...you made my day! Thank you for the great laugh!
2007-02-23 08:11:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey there is nothing funny about giving a sperm sample, your on report.
Only joking.....
2007-02-15 21:46:40 · answer #4 · answered by roger a 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unexpected punchline. That was a good one. Of courese if I knew what the punchline was going to be it would not have been as good of a joke.
2007-02-23 15:22:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
couldn't get the jar open ha haa haaa gets you 10/10
2007-02-22 17:51:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep, it's a Goodie! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh!
2007-02-18 04:39:11 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO that was so funny LOL thank for the funny joke
2007-02-23 13:28:50 · answer #8 · answered by rebel_lover_10 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is soo funny, its a dirty old mans joke! too funny
2007-02-15 21:02:09 · answer #9 · answered by prettysmileygrl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha! thats a good one i was wonderin what he was talkin about that was just a little weird lol. i liked it. it sounded like man-menopause lol thatd be weird
2007-02-22 12:10:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats HILARIOUS!!! thanx for todays laughs. i appreciate ppl like u whoo make mee laugh every 1nce n a while.
hahah!
2007-02-22 10:02:59 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋