to Pastafraians? The Flying Spaghetti Monster is here and now and loves us all.
The Christian God is just made up.
2007-02-15 19:06:59 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
could it be... SATAN!?
2007-02-15 19:10:30 · answer #1 · answered by The Church Lady 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
One thing we know for sure is that we will all find out whether the Christian God is just made up. The death rate on earth is 100%. Everybody dies sooner or later. Then you'll know whether the worms are going to eat you or whether you are going to stand before the Christian God or maybe even the flying spaghetti monster. Make sure you're right. I've got nothing to lose either way. But if the Christian God turns out to be the real God, You've got everything to lose. So like I said, make sure you're right.
2007-02-16 03:21:59 · answer #2 · answered by upsman 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yay! I really am celebrating another rant from someone using the lack of acceptable proof as the lack of Truth. The problem is that your idea of acceptable proof means you want t a God who comes down and forces His existnence on you. GRow Up. Thank you and have a really nice day.
2007-02-16 04:34:54 · answer #3 · answered by Zach 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps the Christian God loves us all also?
Let's check the Bible to get an idea about this religion of peace, love, tolerance and forgiveness.
Ramen !
2007-02-16 03:15:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You're just using your non-beliefs in Christianity to act like an @ss.
2007-02-16 03:16:57 · answer #5 · answered by Paul Frehley 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
my uncle gary says christians are all brainwashed by the church which wants to control the masses but my mom says that gary is possessed by satan thats why hes in jail
2007-02-16 03:13:10 · answer #6 · answered by Timmy Tard 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Come Judgement Day, you're going to stand before God and He will say to you, do I look made up?!
2007-02-16 03:13:04 · answer #7 · answered by tracy211968 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus Saves!! The Power Of Christ compels YOU!! Religion is not a sound,it's a lifestyle.Live and Let Live!! Peace!!
2007-02-16 03:12:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
of course -- flying spaghetti monster...
2007-02-16 03:30:25 · answer #9 · answered by confused over him 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I enjoy beer, cider and wine, sometimes a whole bottle of wine, but I am not on the drugs. I suggest not using them yourself.
2007-02-16 03:10:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Carefull. The FSM does not like it when you attack other religions.
He might use his noodley apendage to strike you down.
2007-02-16 03:12:46 · answer #11 · answered by Angry Moogle 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋