Then how do you explain egg rolls?
2007-02-15 18:54:48 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hmmmmmmmmmm?
2007-02-15 18:57:16 · update #1
Wow...after almost 30 years of being an atheist, finally a convincing argument for the existence of God.
Does god go better with plum sauce?
2007-02-15 18:58:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
You have hit the truth. The TOE (Theory of Everything) must include not only egg rolls, but also frogs, Whitney Houston, and how it was even conceived. And also the people who conceived it, and the exact moment they announced it, and the precise shape of the award they were given, atom-by-atom, and their mother's cup size, and why it all was that way.
At this point, I'm ready for string theory to rock and roll, or to a least get another showing of the last half-hour of 2001: A Space Odyssey...
2007-02-16 03:04:31 · answer #2 · answered by Boomer Wisdom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Statistically speaking, an egg roll is more likely to exist than a purported perfect being that creates and then damns souls for eternity in hell.
2007-02-16 03:02:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is flexible.
2007-02-16 03:32:33 · answer #4 · answered by Jensenfan 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
At the level you find yourself, it does not matter much if God exists or not, that is for you. Hope you enjoy your egg-roll but, you are so stupid you risk choking on it! Are you intelligent enough to even know how to chew before swallowing?
2007-02-16 03:06:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I was thinking that last time I went to a 'giraffe show'. That African tribe that stretches their necks with metal rings are some amazing people. What a long throat!
2007-02-16 02:59:43 · answer #6 · answered by St. Toad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We'll call that the "argument from eggrolls." Having tried my first Turkish cafe yesterday, I can honestly say that I am considering the "argument from Alexander Doner" as well.
2007-02-16 03:02:03 · answer #7 · answered by NONAME 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is not real in personification but real in spirit or energy. So does the concept of eggrolls. Which one is come first?
2007-02-16 03:00:56 · answer #8 · answered by tresyabedkowska 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There's no egg in egg rolls?
Seriously?
2007-02-16 03:02:52 · answer #9 · answered by Adia Azrael 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Impossible to explain one without the other.
2007-02-16 02:57:52 · answer #10 · answered by revjohnfmcfuddpucker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋