For instance, they both lied to the people. "Eat of this tree and you will die" = "weapons of mass destruction."
Can you think of more?
2007-02-15 18:16:11 · 11 answers · asked by Laptop Jesus 2.0 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Dubya has delusions of god-hood,so does the Christian God.
Both are responsible for the deaths of innocent people (God =tens of millions, Dubya=tens of thousands, but he's trying)
Both like the smell of burned meat (God=sacrifices, Dubya=BBQ)
Neither can string a rational sentence together. (try reading the Bible, or any of Dubya's speeches)
2007-02-15 18:25:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus = unincorporated radical challenging the status quo of Judaism
Bush = corporate lap-dog defending the entrenched establishment of corrupt wealth
Jesus = not a man who was ruled by vices
Bush = long history of drug and alcohol abuse
Jesus = opened up Judaism to the Gentiles, the 'outsiders'
Bush = dismisses those from outside his philosophical and theological bubble
Jesus = promoted love, forgiveness, and pacifism
Bush = sissy-hawk who started unprovoked, illegal war on the premise of known lies. Is well known as an intolerant and frankly bigoted person
Jesus = bore the burden of the world's sins
Bush = finds convenient scapegoats to take the fall for all of his illegal and morally corrupt actions
Jesus = healed the sick, helped the blind to see, cured the lepers
Bush= slashes military medical benefits for soldiers returning from multiple tours in dangerous Middle Eastern urban war-zones.
Jesus = resisted the 40 days and nights of Satan's temptations to use His power for His own glory and gain
Bush = has pushed to advance his own power and influence without any oversight with every turn
Jesus = fed the hungry, gave to those in need
Bush = lines the pockets of his Hali-Burton buddies, huge tax break for the most wealthy of Americans, roles back decades of environmental protections for the benefit of ultra-wealthy multi-national corporations
2007-02-16 02:40:10 · answer #2 · answered by St. Toad 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
They're both Yalies.
They're both dog lovers.
They both have a child whose first name starts with a J.
They're both leaders of large organizations.
They both root for Texas sports teams (except hockey).
They've both beaten Al Gore's marathon time by at least an hour.
They're both right handed.
They both speak Spanish.
2007-02-16 03:18:33 · answer #3 · answered by ginger 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The tree of the knowledge of good and evil made us like to God. Now we must die. This has nothing to do with WMDs.
2007-02-16 02:20:39 · answer #4 · answered by great gig in the sky 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He isn't like a Christian God at all.
2007-02-16 02:27:20 · answer #5 · answered by GranolaGurl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God didn't lie, death in some cases in the bible means spiritual separation from God, although Adam and Eve died physically also.
Ya, mess with my nation, mess with me.
2007-02-16 02:21:07 · answer #6 · answered by 10 Point Shoe-In 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
In that way that he has made of God's image like we all.
2007-02-16 02:37:14 · answer #7 · answered by The Daughter of the King, BaC 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you mean they both lied?
2007-02-16 02:20:23 · answer #8 · answered by amberr_YO 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
no he is not like God at all
2007-02-16 02:21:22 · answer #9 · answered by spanky 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
use you Brain it's useful.
just look down and say (doh)!!!
2007-02-16 02:42:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋