What next? The Spaghetti Inquisition??
2007-02-15 17:41:09 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
because the feel and know deep within their hearts that the FSM is the one true god..
RAMEN
2007-02-15 17:53:32 · answer #1 · answered by Pisces 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gotta love how even at the same time as confronted with such an eloquent and ok-placed metaphore in an attempt to get them to comprehend the position we non-believers are coming from, they are going to nonetheless throw the Bible at you and accuse you of heresy for likening God to spaghetti, completely lacking the point being made. As for me, i love the FSM, yet i'd liken spaghetti to the devil more beneficial than God and anybody who's ever had the flaming sh!ts after an finished spaghetti dinner will consider me on that one.
2016-12-04 06:03:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wouldn't the Spaghetti Inquisition have to be launched by the Pastafarians? I think they are just jealous because you can eat pasta all the time and not gain weight lol.
And because your heaven sounds sooooo much cooler lol.
2007-02-15 17:49:51 · answer #3 · answered by Jensenfan 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There judgmental because of the many kinds of spaghetti and this confuses them.
ramen!
2007-02-15 18:09:32 · answer #4 · answered by The Truth 2.0 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ramen Ramen, Ramen Noodle, Noodle Noodle, Noodle Ramen...
2007-02-15 18:23:30 · answer #5 · answered by charliecizarny 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would love to have flying spags so i wouldn't use my hands anymore just fly spags straight to the hungry mouth.
2007-02-15 18:09:34 · answer #6 · answered by jordan_C 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I believe you are talking about 'Pastafarianism'
get it right next time or you will anger the FSM and you will suffer his noodly wrath.
2007-02-15 18:11:17 · answer #7 · answered by Bobby 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is so true, and very prejudiced against us pirates as well. What happened to the love?
2007-02-15 17:45:30 · answer #8 · answered by That Guy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They fear the noodly appendages....
RAmen!
2007-02-15 17:44:16 · answer #9 · answered by Stormilutionist Chasealogist 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They don't realise what suckers they are.
2007-02-15 17:44:34 · answer #10 · answered by christian b 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋