What is worse part of having sex with a ninety eight year old woman......
Hearing the pelvis break
2007-02-15 16:58:45 · 19 answers · asked by klyydsdale 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This is a great joke!!!!!! I almost wet myself!!!!! Great!!!!
2007-02-15 18:11:11 · answer #1 · answered by just ask me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok first of all, I broke my pelvis at 13 so no more stereotypes about a ninety eight year old woman. The answer to this just depends on the woman. If I were a guy, it might be dentures falling out during a fooling around. It might be seeing wrinkles all over her body. IN FACT, the sex could kill her. That would be bad. Or having an old woman scream your name [or at least try to] and possibly drool at the same time. Alright, hope that is enough mental images for you!
2007-02-16 01:03:30 · answer #2 · answered by Jess 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
For some reason I don't think hearing her pelvis break would be the worst part.. Honestly I think it would be the fact that your having intercourse with her in the first place, I mean first you'd have to pre-heat the oven, and kissing and sucking all those wrinkly parts probably wouldn't be the biggest turn on in the world, secondly having to make her take out her dentures to service you, and then having to look at them while she is playin with your one eyed monster, third finally getting to the point where you stick your ding-a-ling in her hoo-hah..
I mean honestly, after all the mental images I just gave you, would hearing the poor old ladies pelvis cracking as your goin at it really be the worst part?..
I think not!..
2007-02-16 01:37:10 · answer #3 · answered by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That reminds me of the joke,
What's the best thing about shagging ninety eight year olds?
There's ninety of them.
2007-02-16 11:10:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is experience speaking? I would imagine a woman that old would find most attempts at sexual activity juvenile! LOL.
Have a great day!
2007-02-18 12:49:54 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
realizing that you cant get any other *** than a ninety eight year old, would probably be the "worser" lol
2007-02-16 01:02:23 · answer #6 · answered by california 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Point is hearing whose pelvis break??? Could be your you know! Think about it!!!
2007-02-16 04:30:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha (dry heave) hahahhahah! Yeah!!
2007-02-16 01:00:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
first one
2007-02-16 01:00:34 · answer #9 · answered by samy28 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
turning her upside down and serving her as chip dip at a kegger party!
2007-02-16 01:33:14 · answer #10 · answered by rick r 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For her not being able to conceive children. And
for you not being able to get a hard on. LOL :)
2007-02-16 01:03:44 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋