There was this Asian lady married to
an American gentleman and they lived
in Honolulu
The poor lady was not very proficient
English, but managed to communicate
with her husband. The real problem
arose whenever she had to shop for
groceries.
One day, she went to the Butcher and
wanted to buy a leg of mutton She
didn't know how to put forward her
request, and in desperation, Lifted up
her skirt to show her thighs.
The butcher got the message And the
lady went home with mutton legs.
The next day, she needed to get
Chicken breasts. Again, she didn't
Know how to say, and so she unbuttoned
her blouse to show the butcher her
breast. The lady got what she wanted.
The 3Rd day, the poor lady needed tO
buy Sausages. Unable to find a way to
communicate this, shE brought her
husband to the store...
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What were you thinking?
No. The husband didnt strip off his
pants. He can speak English remember?
2007-02-15 15:47:05 · 16 answers · asked by ™ šmïŁê™ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao!!! it wasnt what i was expecting!! haha that was good!!!! you got me good!
2007-02-15 18:05:46 · answer #1 · answered by chrysanthemum 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! I remembered he could speak English, but i thought the butcher would speak hawaiian.
2007-02-16 01:35:52 · answer #2 · answered by ☼Divine Wind☼ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW!!
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2007-02-16 00:41:20 · answer #3 · answered by tRaCi3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Na......I didn't think on that line, I know her husband speaks English.
hahahah.......good one.
2007-02-16 06:08:16 · answer #4 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You mislead me!
You lured me in to make me think what you wanted me to think and it worked!
2007-02-16 00:06:44 · answer #5 · answered by Joel C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, fell for it.hahaha!
2007-02-15 23:51:46 · answer #6 · answered by mountain woman 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-02-15 23:52:13 · answer #7 · answered by singledad 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have such a dirty mind.Great joke.
2007-02-15 23:54:10 · answer #8 · answered by hippiegirl672003 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmfao
2007-02-15 23:49:30 · answer #9 · answered by Doc Manhattan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i thought...umm... *shame on me*
LMAO... very good one... hehehehe
thanx for sharing
2007-02-16 00:43:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋