A police officer pulls over this guy who's been weaving in and out of the lanes.
He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."
The man says, "Sorry, officer, I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that, I'll have a really bad asthma attack."
"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."
"I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death."
"Well, then, we need a urine sample."
"I'm sorry, officer, I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that, I'll get really low blood sugar."
"All right, then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."
"I can't do that, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm drunk."
2007-02-15 15:27:05 · 30 answers · asked by ™ šmïŁê™ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL, I appreciate it more then others I think because I work in the law enforcement field, and you hear stuff like this all the time. That is funny.
2007-02-15 15:50:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!!!
The pee part doesn't make sense because peeing won't affect a blood sugar, but it's still a funny joke!
2007-02-15 23:30:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha lol nice 10/10
2007-02-16 14:54:10 · answer #3 · answered by OkieOk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao!! this is a great joke! no wonder u got 3 stars!!! haha if you dont mind i would like to pass this joke on to my buddies!!! lol im still laughing!!!
2007-02-16 02:04:05 · answer #4 · answered by chrysanthemum 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're right. That was funny. I'll pass it on through email.
2007-02-15 23:29:28 · answer #5 · answered by Debi in LA 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha yes
2007-02-15 23:29:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thts good if u came up with it by ur self
2007-02-15 23:31:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny
2007-02-15 23:30:11 · answer #8 · answered by helpful friend 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-02-16 00:31:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee
2007-02-15 23:29:10 · answer #10 · answered by odandme 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋