Jokes about George Bush!!!!?

Question

You can add jokes but here's one that is somewhat funny to me:
There was a little girl, a mayor,a teacher, a preacher, and George Bush on a plane when it was about to crash. There was 5 people, not including the pilot, and only 4 parachutes. They told the little girl to go first cuz she still has alot of life to live, the mayor said I should go becuz I have to take care of the city, the teacher said I should go becuz I have generations of children to teach. The priest said I will stay because I have lived my life. George Bush said he should and will go because he has to take care of the country. With that, he grabbed a parachute and jumped off. The little girl then said, it's o.k., all of us can go now. Looking confused someone asked how. She then said because he grabbed my bookbag. Tell me what you think of this joke and write some.

Answer 1

Crazy Funny. Here's mine: Dick Cheney, President Bush and his father are flying on Air Force One. Dick looks at Dubai, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $100.00 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy."

George Bush's father shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $10.00 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."

George Bush Senior says, "Of course then, I could throw one-hundred $1.00 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."

The pilot rolls her eyes, looks at all of them and says, "I could throw all of you out the window and make the whole country happy."

Answer 2

It's all right, but I'm not a fan of hearing the same joke a hundred times, with a hundred different people being put into the same spot in the joke. To me, that wouldn't specifically be a George Bush joke. It's an interchangeable insert-stupid-person-here joke.

Megan C - Pull your head out of your ***. About a few things. He was elected by the electoral college, if you even believe he won that, fair and square. In 2000, he LOST the popular vote. As for the "If you didn't vote, you have no right to joke or complain." speech...seriously, shut the hell up. I didn't vote, and I have every right to complain and mock the hell out of anyone I want. You and anyone else who tries to tell me I don't wanna try to stop me? To avoid getting too lengthy with this, if you want a more detailed explanation on that, check my Q&A, and my response, on page 7 of the "What are the benefits of voting?" question.

Answer 3

a good one...

Here's some for you:

Bill Clinton, George Bush and George Washington were on the Titanic.
As the boat was sinking, George Washington heroically shouts, ''Save the women!''
George Bush hysterically screeches, ''Screw the women!''
And Bill Clinton smirks and purrs, ''Do we have time?'

2. Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells him, "You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths that some people will go to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you really are?"
Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a blackboard and some chalk?"
Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols his theory of relativity.
Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You really ARE Einstein!" he says. "Welcome to heaven!"
The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint Peter asks for credentials.
Picasso asks, "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?"
Saint Peter says, "Go ahead."
Picasso erases Einstein's equations and sketches a truly stunning mural with just a few strokes of chalk.
Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great artist you claim to be!" he says. "Come on in!"
Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter scratches his head and says, "Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their identity. How can you prove yours?"
George W. looks bewildered and says, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?"
Saint Peter sighs and says, "Come on in, George."

Answer 4

Three boys were fishing when they find President Bush drowning. Before the Secret Service can get to him, they pull him out of the water and perform CPR. Bush exclaims "Boys, to show my graditude, I'll grant each of you a wish." The first boy says "I want to go to Disney World!" "Ok, I'll fly you there on Air Force One" Bush replies. The second boy says "I want a brand new pair of Air Jordans" "Sure, I'll even have Michael sign them." The third boy says "I'd like a motorized wheelchair with built in TV, Xbox, and stereos." Bush looked a little perplexed and asked "Why do you want a wheelchair? your not handicapped." "I will be once my dad finds out I saved your backside!"

Answer 5

old joke new person.
To the ones on here that say if you did not vote you do not have the right to grip...OK I Voted so I can grip right?
I have had less money in my pocket over the past 8 years than i have all my life, and i do not have kids at home now. But he did send me that check after he got in there.
So here is my joke.
How did George Bush Jr. get to the white house?
He hide behind the other bush and paid after he got in.

Answer 6

http://www.bushorchimp.com/index.html

You were in Baghdad for six hours. You weren't even in the real Baghdad. You were in the Green Zone. That's like going to the Olive Garden and saying you've been to Italy." --Jon Stewart

"The new issue of Rolling Stone magazine features a cover story about President Bush called 'The Worst President in History.' President Bush said 'That's not fair, I'm also the worst president in math, English and geography.'" --Conan O'Brien

http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/bushjokes/a/2006bushjokes.htm

"One has a stronger hand when there's more people playing your same cards." --George W. Bush, on holding six-party talks with North Korea, Washington, D.C., Oct. 11, 2006
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushisms.htm

Answer 7

Good Joke. This is one of my favorite.

Moses was walking through the streets of Washington one day when President Bush walked up to him and started talking. He got a scared look on his face and ran in the other direction. The next day President Bush came up to Moses and before he could open his mouth Moses ran away. This happened for almost a week before President Bush could corner Moses and ask him why he kept running away from him. Moses replied:

"The last time I talked to a Bush I ended up spending 40 years in the desert"

Stupid I know, but funny.

Answer 8

Heard it before but since you changed one of the people (?) to Bush it makes it even funnier now. ha good one.

Answer 9

One is the Bu stands for Bull and the sh stands for sh it and that joke isnt too bad

Answer 10

kinda funny took me a while to get