Or blonde jokes or whatever the crap is funny out there please
2007-02-15 14:57:29 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Chuck Norris doesn't kick *** and take names, Chuck Norris kicks *** and assigns the corpse a number. That number is currently in the billions.
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Before the boogeyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
2007-02-15 15:01:13 · answer #1 · answered by legsmckenzie 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
2007-02-15 15:44:29 · answer #2 · answered by sunny p 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What's the wrong way to meet Chuck Norris? You ask him for an autograph & you get a roundhouse instead.
Why did Chuck Norris beat Bruce Lee?
Bruce Lee's dead.
What's bruised and slightly knocked out?
The last guy who told Chuck, "Walker, Texas Ranger sucks!"
Chuck Norris Boots: Face tested approved
Did you ever hear about the guy who got tattooed by Chuck Norris?
They still haven't removed the boot from his face...
=)
2007-02-15 15:33:38 · answer #3 · answered by Da Mick 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Chuck Norris is a joke i bet I could kick his ***! I Know I'm gonna piss a lot of people off.
2007-02-15 17:31:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When Chuck Norris pees, he clogs toilets.
2007-02-16 03:58:49 · answer #5 · answered by Nikki W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris once gave blood. He declined the syringe and just asked for a shotgun and a bucket.
2007-02-15 17:02:29 · answer #6 · answered by RcknRllr 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
2007-02-15 15:00:32 · answer #7 · answered by CEESONE 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why didn't they find Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq???
Because Chuck Norris lives in Texas...
2007-02-15 15:01:18 · answer #8 · answered by HONORARIUS 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Theres a shirt a Spencer's that has a lot of jokes on it like this one , at night chuck norris dosent check under his bed for the boogyman the boogyman checks under his bed for chuck noris
2007-02-15 15:04:27 · answer #9 · answered by Asha J 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
the incredible hulk wears chuck norris pajamas
2007-02-15 15:02:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋