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Even with the godly powers, I think the sandals would be his undoing.

2007-02-15 14:44:32 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Everyone wore sandals in his day. It was a cultural thing. He would smash you at raquetball. He would always know which way the ball was going to go.

2007-02-15 14:52:08 · answer #1 · answered by Miss Momma 4 · 0 0

People lived in sandals for millennia and did all sorts of things in them. Do you honestly think that there were no athletes until Nike came into being? I'm sure Jesus would be an awesome raquetball player.

2007-02-15 22:49:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Can you logically link salvation with raquetball? Or...must you ask inane questions to make some moronic point, without being direct...wow, what are these people trying to prove?

2007-02-15 22:49:25 · answer #3 · answered by stronzo5785 4 · 0 0

Who would win in a raquetball match, the FSM or Jesus

2007-02-15 22:47:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

im sure a guy who can walk on water without having to balence himself would probably win at raquetball.....he would probably switch over to flip flops though.

2007-02-15 22:54:59 · answer #5 · answered by punkkid2332 2 · 0 0

Forget the sandals, he would work it so the ball always came right to him so he wouldn't trip,...and he would not only be good, he would be the best!

2007-02-15 22:49:36 · answer #6 · answered by jay_fox_rok_god 3 · 0 0

Even with the sandals he'd be better at it than me.

2007-02-15 22:55:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Probably.
he could probably fly to hit the ball.

and to Darwin: FSM. noodly appendages > 2 hands

2007-02-15 22:48:31 · answer #8 · answered by uhohspaghettiohohs 5 · 1 1

Plus his Gatorade would keep turning to wine which would have to inhibit his hand/eye coordination.

2007-02-15 22:48:15 · answer #9 · answered by frugernity 6 · 1 1

I would assume since He is perfect He is good at everthing!

2007-02-15 22:54:50 · answer #10 · answered by Crash 2 · 0 0

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