help me insult this guy?

Question

me n my friend always make jokes at eachother but im bad of thinking them up
so help me win this time what is something a long haired man would look like?
hes tall..dark..skinny help me win :-)

Answer 1

These are just plain insults for anybody:


If you are wondering which sexual position produces the ugliest children, ask your mother.

You love nature in spite of what it did to you?

What's on your mind? If you'll forgive the overstatement.

When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price?

Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.

Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.

There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure.

You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

Are your parents siblings?

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

Your better at sex than anyone; now all you need is a partner.

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?

Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?

Everyone has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!

Go ahead, tell me everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.

Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?

You are living proof that someone can live without a brain!

Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ***.

I bet your mother has a loud bark!

I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.

I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?

I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.

I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.

I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.

If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.

If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!

If what you don't know can't hurt you, your invulnerable.

Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't.


If you like Yo Mammas:


Yo Mamma's so fat she was mistaken for god's bowling ball

Yo Mamma's so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up

Yo Mamma's so fat she had to go to Sea World to get babtized

Yo Mamma's so fat she left home with highheels and came back with flip-flops

Yo Mamma's so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway

Yo Mamma's so fat she needs a building permit for her girdle

Yo Mamma's so fat she needs a hula-hoop for a belly button ring

Yo Mamma's so fat she has to put lipstick on with a paint roller

Yo Mamma's so fat she sat on a rainbow and and Skittles came out

Yo Mamma's so fat when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came out of George Washington's nose

Yo mama so stupid she got a peep hole in a glass door.

Yo mama so stupid she looks at a can of juice for days 'cause it says concentrate.

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to drown a fish.

Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

Yo mama so stupid when she walked into Walgreens she said, "These walls ain't green!!"

Yo mama so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and she yelled "were's my gumball."

Yo mama so stupid that when she looked in the mirror, she said stop copying me!

Yo Mama's so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Yo Mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped the wrong end.

Yo Mama's so ugly, they didn't make a costume for her when she tried out for Star Wars.

Yo mama's so ugly, it looks like her neck threw up.

Yo mama's so ugly, they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

Yo mama's so ugly, that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back."

Answer 2

tell him
1) he looks like a man in a horse costume
2) has mushrooms growing in his hair
thats all i can think of dore this is hard

Answer 3

Hairy bean pole

Answer 4

You: "I've never seen that before"

Your friend "what's that?"

You: Hair that grows from the back up."

Answer 5

Go to this web address it will give you plenty of ammo...
http://www.comedy-zone.net/jokes/insults.htm

Answer 6

say he has a small penis. seriously, it will work.

Answer 7

poo poo head