tell me some.. i want to hear black ones.. im black so dont call me racist.. i think its funny to make fun of myself.
2007-02-15 13:56:18 · 14 answers · asked by Rosawnda 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Their was this plain with all white people on it and a black women and her son.well the plane starts going down and the captain decides to start calling people by there race and asking them to jump off .The captain calls out African Americans ,the black lady and her son don't move ,then he Say's coloreds the lady and her son still don't move Finlay he Say's black they still don't move .then the son says mommy aren't we all those thing ,his mom says not today today wees ****rs
2007-02-15 14:45:00 · answer #1 · answered by Asha J 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
1-HOW COME BLACK PEOPLE DON'T HAVE SAND BOXES?
they are afraid the cats might bury their kids.
2-Jesse Jackson and Mike Tyson are at the Vatican visiting the pope. While they are waiting they are eating Pastacios nuts and throwing the shells on the floor. There is a man waiting to see the pope also and is getting annoyed with Jesse and Mike. Finally Jesse and Mike get to the pope and the man behind them notices that the pope gives them the sign off the cross. The man is quite disturbed now and when he gets to the pope he says, your holyness, I do not mean to quetsion you but why would you give these two guys the sign of the cross, they were just disrespecting the lord by throwing shells on the floor?
The pope looks at the man and says. Sir you are mistaken, I was not giving them the sign of the cross I actually said to them. (You pick up those shells grab that other N.I.G.G.E.R, and get out of here.
YOU NEED TO DO THE SIGN OF THE CROSS WHEN YOU SAY THE LAST SENTENCE.
2007-02-16 03:44:10 · answer #2 · answered by Ghostly Ghost! 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
most of theese are old so you might know them.
Q: theres a pair of 6'6 and a 6'9 black dudes in a car, whos driving
A: the police officer
Q: why dont u hit a black guy on a bike
A:the bike may be yours
Q:why are black guys so good at basket ball
A: they can shoot, steal, and run
Q:what do you do when you see your T.V. floating in the night
A:yell "drop it ******"
Q:what do you do next
A: tell his brother to drop the vcr
Q:why do black people have nightmares
A:the last one to have a dream got shot
(this ones friggin cheesy)
Q:why are black people so tall
A:because they are ****** (knee-grow, ah he
Q:what do you do when you see a black guy limping in you yard
A:stop laughing and reload (ouch)
Q: what do you call a house full of black people
A:Jail
Q:why dont black people go to hoe-downs
A: they think theyre sister got shot
Q:what do you call 1000 black guys running throug the streets
A: jailbreak
(here come the mean ones)
Q:what do you call a black pirate with a peg leg
A: **** on a stick
Q:what do you call a black priest
A: HOLY ****
Q:whats the difference between a black guy and abag of ****
A: the bag
my fingers are tired or ide do more.
p.s. im not racist, my dad is just a hick, i pick things up
2007-02-15 15:45:01 · answer #3 · answered by pinkfloyd6488 2 · 7⤊ 1⤋
Racist ****** Jokes
2016-10-01 00:14:34 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats the difference between a black man and a couch??
A: the couch can support the family..
i got that one a while back and its the only one i have. Im not racist or anything like that though : ]]
2007-02-15 14:50:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
What is the difference between a bench and a black man?
Only one of them is able to support a family.
i think someone had said a joke somewhat like this but this is the way i had heard it!!
2007-02-15 17:23:47 · answer #6 · answered by chrysanthemum 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers
10) THEY HAVE TO SIT UPRIGHT.
9) PISTOL WON'T STAY UNDER FRONT SEAT.
8) ENGINES DROWN OUT THE RAP MUSIC.
7) POLICE CARS ON TRACK INTERFERE WITH RACE.
6) THEY KEEP TRYING TO CARJACK DALE, JR.
5) PIT CREW CAN'T WORK ON CAR WHILE HOLDING UP PANTS AT THE SAME TIME.
4) NO PASSENGER SEAT FOR THE HO.
3) THERE ARE NO SPONSORS FOR CADILLAC.
2) CAN'T WEAR HELMET SIDEWAYS.
AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR:
1) WHEN THEY CRASH THEIR CAR THEY BAIL OUT AND RUN.
2007-02-15 15:08:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
What is the difference between a bowling ball and a black women? You can eat a bowling ball.
2017-01-05 22:04:46 · answer #8 · answered by ricardo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there are two black men walking on each side of the road through the forest and a white man walking down the middle. A bear jumps out and eats the white man but never touches either of the black men. Why? ...............................................
Cause the kid will eat the middle of an oreo cookie and save the chocolate cookie outsides for last!
2007-02-15 14:48:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
a white guy walks into a penis store to buy one cause his was too small so the salesman shows him around finally he settles on one he likes for himself it was the biggest one they had he gets it puts it on looks at himself on the mirror and says i like it i 'll take it ,now do you have it in white?
2007-02-15 22:06:08 · answer #10 · answered by DAVID M 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋