say ur at the bar and a guy wont leave u alone whats a good line to use to get him to leave u alone?
i tried tellin him that I was a lesbian but he said that turned him on! lol...
so i would like to know a good one so that I can use it if need be!
thanx
2007-02-15 13:04:18 · 32 answers · asked by woohooo 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
HAHAHA here are some killers.....I use them often. Especially the one about the seat on subways and stuff.
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized !"
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing".
Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?
2007-02-15 13:10:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
If guys at bars bother you , simply walk away.If you must say something I would suggest saying (only after repeated attempts of politely asking to leave you alone)"where the hell you been hiding ,your baby has no diapers no food and you up here in a bar" say it as loud as you can.He'll be out of there before you know it.
2007-02-15 13:13:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him that someone else is checking him out over in the corner farthest from you. Or if you want to be mean tell him he's not your type and to get the hell away from you. You can always move and go get a drink somewhere else, but that sucks. Just be straight with the person and tell them thanks, but no thanks. They should leave you alone. Ha ha..if that doesn't work tell him that you are a transvestite! LOL that should work!
2007-02-15 13:13:21 · answer #3 · answered by asiansmile 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok this may sound a bit un pc but these worked for me either:
1) pretend to have a speech epidement- slurring stuttering ect
2) pretend to have a facial tic- carry on a normal conversation with the guy and jerk you head occasionaly
3) talk to him normally for a while and then excuse yourself to the bathroom and walk off as if you have mobilty problems
chances are that the kind of guys that continue to pester you in a bar are the kind of guys that are really shallow and any of these devices will put him off.
2007-02-15 13:17:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just be honest, blunt, but not mean. I just tell people I'm sorry, but I'm not interested. Then simplely turn and leave.
If he's scary not leaving you alone I tell a bouncer to keep his eye on him! Simple as that!
2007-02-15 13:12:20 · answer #5 · answered by Kristen O 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey nicegirl, I have had this happen to me numerous times, and every freaking time it is annoying. I've tried the lesbian line, I've frenched down girls to even prove it, but you're right, all it does is turn them on. So, don't do that.
so you know what I do now? I straight out yell at them, "*** you loser, I AM NOT INTERESTED!!!! Now get the hell outta my face!"
;-)
2007-02-15 13:14:10 · answer #6 · answered by sophia 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's what the bouncers are there for. If you go to the same bar on a regular basis, get to know the bouncers, they'll look out for you.
2007-02-15 13:08:44 · answer #7 · answered by singleagain062005 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lets see, "the cops are on speed dial n my cell get lost or I'll call them." "fork over $100 (or some other outrageous amount of cash) and then you can annoy me for one drink." " damn I'm glad those witness died otherwise I'd still be in jail for murder" " ask him if he hears the voices saying "......" as well." then come up with something crazy that the voices would be saying. make him think your crazy.
2007-02-15 13:11:27 · answer #8 · answered by ~*These Blue Eyes Tell No Lies*~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pay some 1 w/ muscle (a lot of muscles) to act like ur bf, or go out w/ some 1 strong
2007-02-15 13:09:26 · answer #9 · answered by Angelically Evil 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Turn your back to him and totally ignore him. Start up a conversation with the bartender or someone close nearby.
2007-02-15 13:09:20 · answer #10 · answered by Wonderwoman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋