Husband has always insisted on making love in the dark.
After 20 years,wife turns on the light,finds him holding a vibrator.
She goes balistic!! You impotent b@stard!!!
How could you lie to me all these years ?
Husband looks her straight in the eye & calmly says:
i`ll explain the toy. you explain the kids??????
2007-02-15 13:00:56 · 6 answers · asked by THE VIOLATER 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha!!! that's brilliant, i love it!!!
that's gna keep me chuckling all day now, cheers!
*** 10/10 ***
2007-02-15 21:33:23 · answer #1 · answered by Mrs Planet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An oldie but a goodie
2007-02-15 22:13:10 · answer #2 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes indeed..good one.
2007-02-15 21:39:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol she just dont get it that was funni gonna tell me nan that one it will crease her thnx for makin my day xx
2007-02-15 21:31:04 · answer #4 · answered by itchy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not a fake husband ~ it's a fake dick!
2007-02-15 21:16:07 · answer #5 · answered by PossumNight 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
help me i am about to die with lauphing
2007-02-15 21:53:14 · answer #6 · answered by 50cent 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋