Shower like a woman
Take off clothes & place them sectioned in laundry basket according to lights and darks
Walk 2 bathroom wearing dressing gown, if u see hubby along the way, cover up exposed areas
Look at physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg lifts, etc.
Get in shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah & pumice tone
Wash hair once with cucumber & sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash hair again - make sure its clean
Condition hair with enhanced grapefruit mint conditioner
Wash face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. wash entire rest of body with ginger nut & jaffa cake body wash
Rinse conditioner off hair
Shave armpits, legs and bikini line
Turn off shower
Get out of shower, dry with towel the size of a small country, wrap hair in super absorbent towel
Return 2 bedroom wearing dressing gown & towel on head if you see hubby on the way, cover up again
2007-02-15 11:47:48 · 11 answers · asked by somebodysfool316 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Shower like a man
Take off clothes whilst sitting on the edge of the bed & leave in a pile
Walk naked to bathroom, if you see wife along the way, shake willy at her making "woo-woo" sound
Look at physique in the mirror, admire size of willy and scratch bum
Get in shower
Wash face & armpits, blow nose in your hands & let the water rinse them off, fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower
Spend majority of time washing privates & surrounding area
Wash your bum - leave coarse bum hairs stuck 2 the soap
Wash hair - make a shampoo mohawk
Wee
Rinse & get out of shower
Partially dry off
Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of the bath the whole time
Admire willy size in mirror - again
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor & light on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist
If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make "woo-woo" sound - again
Throw wet towel on bed
2007-02-15 11:48:23 · update #1
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2007-02-15 11:52:55 · answer #1 · answered by ?s @ Y! Answers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This had to of been the funniest thing that I have heard in a long time.... It's true!!!! That is exactly the way I shower and the way my fiancee showers. It is so funny because you hit it right on the dot. Great Job! Cheers to you!
2007-02-15 19:55:38 · answer #2 · answered by Lauren S 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If a woman had enough time to do that everyday and not get bored, i'll go insane and take the rifle off the rack and shoot myself on the crotch.
2007-02-15 20:23:05 · answer #3 · answered by roflyounotfunny 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanx for the laugh.
2007-02-15 20:29:03 · answer #4 · answered by Cannibal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sooooooooooo True!! LOL
2007-02-15 19:59:30 · answer #5 · answered by Flipp 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
For f*ck sake!! I can't believe this sh*t STILL makes me laugh my *ss off!!! It's so funny because it's SO true!!!!! Hahahaha
2007-02-15 20:04:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Totally gross, but totally true. Nice-ness dude. I approve. =)
2007-02-15 20:27:22 · answer #7 · answered by All!c@ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tooo tru
2007-02-15 23:32:40 · answer #8 · answered by Pirate 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it, love it, love it! LOL. LOL.
Thanks for the laughs, and have a great day!
2007-02-18 13:08:46 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that was hilarious
2007-02-15 20:20:07 · answer #10 · answered by Ellie_Rox16 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
saw this before but I'm still lmao. Too funny. thanks
2007-02-16 00:39:44 · answer #11 · answered by Me2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋