A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in the closet with the little boy.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes it is."
Boy- "I have a baseball."
Man- "That's nice."
Boy- "Want to buy it?"
Man- "No, thanks."
Boy- "My dad's outside."
Man- "OK, how much?"
Boy- "$250."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together.
Boy- "Dark in here."
Man- "Yes, it is."
Boy- "I have a baseball glove."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy- "$750."
Man- "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball back and forth."
The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The son says "$1,000."
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that **** again."
2007-02-15 11:46:57 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fyi, 5 popes died while having sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-15 11:50:04 · answer #1 · answered by ?s @ Y! Answers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you could use your old golf glove but batting gloves are made with a thicker material, so that they can provide grip and limit vibrations. Your golf glove is thinner because you don't have the same amount of torque when you hit a golf ball vs when you hit a baseball.
2016-03-29 08:11:37 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved it its been used before but you have made it completely original. Keep up the good work, we all need a few more laughs.
2007-02-15 15:36:32 · answer #3 · answered by Pirate 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
Oh, yes indeedy! This is a Goodie! LOL.
Thanks for the laughter, and have a great day!
2007-02-18 05:10:38 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I gotta steal that one. I am still laughing. Great . great joke! The punch line hits you with a punch!
2007-02-15 12:25:36 · answer #5 · answered by billy brite 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too funny for words...one of my favorites, one of those rare ones that can be heard again and again. Thank you!!!!! Nice to have abit of originality in here.....
2007-02-15 12:01:13 · answer #6 · answered by I see dumb people 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao, its funny how jokes about priest have little boys in them.
2007-02-15 11:53:27 · answer #7 · answered by bobloyed 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
too much. I was gonna say OMG but I didn't know if that would be appropriate.......he he.
2007-02-15 16:42:17 · answer #8 · answered by Me2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK! Now thats funny,LMAO!
2007-02-15 12:44:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha nicely done
2007-02-15 11:51:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! so cute!
2007-02-15 12:35:16 · answer #11 · answered by beanakopita 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋