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Two blondes were walking on a beach one night. When they stopped to look up at the moon, one blonde said to the other "Which is farther, the moon or Florida?" the other one thought about this for a minute and said "Duh, you can't see Florida but you can see the moon!"

2007-02-15 11:35:06 · 13 answers · asked by pswmommy 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

it was corny as hell! HAHA

2007-02-15 11:42:28 · answer #1 · answered by tokyodiamonds1000 2 · 0 0

Nice go, but I'm sorry I didn't laugh. What if the second blonde instead gives one of these answers...

1. "Farther from where?"

2. "From eachother?"

3. "We'll since we are in Florida now, I would have to say the moon"

2007-02-15 19:48:12 · answer #2 · answered by Ray of Freaking Sunshine! 2 · 0 0

Good one. Of course we (blondes) value the moon more then the sun. The moon shines at night when we need it.

2007-02-15 19:49:52 · answer #3 · answered by Jim R 4 · 1 0

How do you fit 4 blondes on one barstool?

flip it over

2007-02-15 19:46:13 · answer #4 · answered by digby_by 4 · 0 0

just like a blond

2007-02-15 19:40:45 · answer #5 · answered by bobloyed 2 · 0 0

Well if they were on a beach in California then yeah!

I liked it!

2007-02-15 19:44:03 · answer #6 · answered by Rickey W 5 · 0 0

aha...thats not that funny..i mean it kinda is but ya...i used to be blonde...aha..but i died my hair not that you care or anything..aahaaa..well..ya....thanks for trying peace

2007-02-15 20:01:58 · answer #7 · answered by blondie27 2 · 0 0

it took me a while to get it, when i did, it wasnt very funny, sorry

2007-02-15 19:40:36 · answer #8 · answered by chunkyhomer1992 1 · 3 0

um, its okaaay, i mean its not hysterical or anything.

2007-02-15 20:14:49 · answer #9 · answered by beanakopita 2 · 0 0

he

2007-02-15 20:10:19 · answer #10 · answered by FutbalCutie95 2 · 0 0

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