I bought a beautiful older mercedes, with EVERY service record ever done on the car in a nice little envelope, the car ONLY needed ONE thing ...a new battery... so, I had it towed to my house, paid the seller, and proceeded to jauntily go to the nearest Sears and buy a battery. As I excitedly turned over my old "new" car, it purred happily and quietly. I proceeded to get on the road, and as I drove I was quickly enveloped in a thick white smoke to the point of not seeing the road ahead or behind me. Drivers were honking and yelling at me, calling me a global warming instigator, pollutor, and other slanderous salutations. As I blindly tried to get off the road, I was fearing for my life as well as a few of the slander's, but I made it without too much incident. Finally one of the Roadsmen pulled over and said Why can't you damn Mercedes drivers get your Old Oil Burners off the road, give up the ghost and let the Germans have some dignity for producing a fine car!!
2007-02-15
11:29:43
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