One dark night, a bus full of ugly people crashed into a tree and all of them died. When they got to heaven, God felt sorry for them and decided to grant them all one wish before they entered heaven. The first man, when asked what he wanted replied, "I want to be attrsctive!" and God made him attractive. Just then, the man at the very end of the line started to laugh. Every person after the first man also wished to be made beautiful, and by the time the next to last person had made their wish, the man at the end of the line was rolling on the floor in his laughter. When God saw this, he was puzzled and asked,"Alright...what's you wish? Would you like to be attractive as well?" When the man finally got his breath enough to utter a few strained words, he replied "No...make them all ugly again..."
2007-02-15 11:25:19 · 24 answers · asked by ofishalbeechbum 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cute
2007-02-15 11:29:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont get how you ppl call this joke "Cute" like any other joke. How the flip is all the jokes "Cute"? like seriously. Once i saw this joke about a naked old saggy wife and husband and some idiot called it "cute". like wtf?
nice joke though but he shoulda wished to get more wishes xD!
2007-02-15 12:12:43 · answer #2 · answered by roflyounotfunny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-02-15 12:38:19 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a very good joke. Thanx for the laugh.
2007-02-15 11:35:58 · answer #4 · answered by Cannibal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is awesome. He is an antagonist, but if I were him, I'd be rolling on the floor laughing, too.
2007-02-15 11:45:41 · answer #5 · answered by Ali 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL... I'm Still Rolling, It was Great! Yes by far the BEST JOKE I have Read today....
2007-02-15 11:31:40 · answer #6 · answered by JustJen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is soooo funny!! I wasn't expecting the guy to do that!! But if that was me, I would not waste my wish on those people.LMFAO!
2007-02-15 11:30:16 · answer #7 · answered by Tiful K. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LLLOOOLLL!!!! that was hilarious thanx 4 da HUUGE laugh 10/10. 50/10 if u made dat up yourself!! good job! :) :D
2007-02-15 11:31:07 · answer #8 · answered by bluemoon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
man this was so funny, I was laughing and the secretary next to me is wondering what's wrong w/ me!
2007-02-16 01:30:12 · answer #9 · answered by kumiko2420 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
best yet
really funniest joke in the world yet
2007-02-15 13:33:53 · answer #10 · answered by Colton R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is very funny, but i heard that joke soo many times, i didnt laugh
2007-02-15 11:43:26 · answer #11 · answered by chunkyhomer1992 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋