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for me to answer the door in the nude when evangalists come knocking

2007-02-15 11:17:53 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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only if they use your knockers and not the door bell! ahahahha!

2007-02-15 11:21:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hahahaha! You know what's funny, I did something like that. People came to my door one time with their Bibles. I was 16, I dropped my pants, mashed my vagina against the window and gave 'em two birds. The looks on their faces were priceless.

But what's probably funnier is I got saved two years later. Turns out, once I investigated all my objections, the evidence was there.
I feel bad about doing that now. Whether it was a sin or not (God looks at the heart, not individual sins). I don't think it was very classy or moral nomatter what you believe. You should respect all opinions and listen when people want to share. I could have learned something amazing earlier. Or not, my heart was waaaaay too closed.

2007-02-15 19:44:41 · answer #2 · answered by Mrs. Eric Cartman 6 · 0 0

I once met an elderly JW woman at the door wearing only my briefs. She was completely unflapped.

2007-02-15 19:22:58 · answer #3 · answered by Murazor 6 · 0 0

They secretly hope you will! Just try it next time in a thong and see how they react before you go full frontal maybe.

2007-02-15 19:23:02 · answer #4 · answered by CHEESUS GROYST 5 · 0 0

no actually its a sin to wear clothes in the first place, man never wore clothes until he had became ashamed with sin, according to genesis

2007-02-15 19:21:39 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

You given to exposing yourself to young boys??? Must be a Jackson fan.

2007-02-15 19:23:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Morally? No.

Legally....actually...I'm not sure on that one....

You have an obligation to casual visitors not to set traps, or attack them....

I don't know how that would be regarded....I have to do a bit of research.

2007-02-15 19:21:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I have done it with Jehovah's whiteness. Try a few Viagra first.

2007-02-15 19:21:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I don't think so, but I'm sure they won't come knocking again soon!

2007-02-15 19:24:08 · answer #9 · answered by Just another opinion 3 · 0 0

Yep, not just to Evangelist though. We are to clothe ourselves in humility.

2007-02-15 19:21:19 · answer #10 · answered by Jo 4 · 0 0

No but it might raise some eyebrows, are they Jehovas witnesses.

2007-02-15 19:20:50 · answer #11 · answered by Slider 3 · 0 0

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