Roses are red. Violets are blue. I will have more good times. Without you. I (my name) is breaking off my relationship with(fill in blank). I don't wish to offend, but my reputation I have to defend. Please acknowledge and sign here.
2007-02-15 11:15:23 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
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2007-02-15 11:44:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
YES very impersonal. if you dont like her anymore, just TELL HER. trust me, it hurts worse to not know why you are being broken up with. give her advice on how to be a better girlfriend to someone else one day and explain why you just dont want you guys to be together anymore. if its too hard in person, do it on the phone. texts/im/letters are very tacky in a relationship break off, so try to get as personal as possible. it will let your future girlfriends know that you care also, because they WILL find out how you break up with girls. and maybe the advice you give to your future-ex will help you find a better girlfriend later.
2007-02-15 11:21:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many of these did you have printed? Do you sell them individually or in packages of ten, fifty or one hundred? How does a person go about ordering them? The price is ------- and is there a tax on that ? or is it included in the price? S and H is a set price? or do you send them then let us know the amount? I think they should be a really big seller at the craft shows and the estate auctions...
2016-05-24 04:56:00 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
seems a little tacky. Man up and be serious with the situation. You're going to break her heart no matter what, but do it with class and respect.
2007-02-15 11:19:31 · answer #4 · answered by Rose 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you send a form letter, not only is it tacky, but it shows that you don't have balls and are socially inept.
Be a man.
2007-02-15 11:21:13 · answer #5 · answered by orange 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, that's like ending it via text message. Tell her in person so she knows that you care about her feelings. It hurts getting broken up with by text/email/letters.
2007-02-15 11:19:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, thats funny. But very rude in my opinion and yes its impersonal. Why not just tell her? sure it would be better and not cause as much emotional problems for her
2007-02-15 11:19:08 · answer #7 · answered by takestime01 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very hateful and tacky. Get a backbone and do it in person.
2007-02-15 11:18:43 · answer #8 · answered by cala 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Be a man,and tell her face to face.If you send her that letter you need to be slapped.
2007-02-15 11:20:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kind of cowardly and Chickensht.
2007-02-15 11:19:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋