If not, what law(s) are you breaking?
2007-02-15 11:00:47 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Thank you for the funny answers. Thats what this was intended for. :-)
2007-02-16 10:16:27 · update #1
YES! But not face down in the sand....ouch!!!
2007-02-15 23:43:25 · answer #1 · answered by Mushroom Number 9 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You will be committing the offences of Indecent Exposure (becuase you're not being genuinely in the spirit of naturism); behaviour likely to cause a Breach of The Peace; offending public decency, to name but a few.
There will almost certainly be local bye-laws prohibiting lewd behaviour and local magistrates are renowned for their lack of humour when confronted by "cocky" defendants.
You would certainly receive a hefty fine and a criminal record and also may be put on the sex offenders register.
You will also be insulting everyone else around you by your arrogant attitude so you would rightly deserve the soud kicking that your would receive.
2007-02-16 05:28:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why would you think this is acceptable behaviour? Just because everyone is nude - you really have absolutely no idea of what nudism is about do you?
Would you consider masturbating in a shopping mall acceptable? No? Then why is a nude beach any different?
2007-02-15 22:20:22 · answer #3 · answered by glawster2002 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You'd get hammered for outraging public decency and a bunch of other public order offences, lewd & threatening behaviour, and you'd probably have to go on the sex pest register.
Strange question really.
2007-02-15 21:46:38 · answer #4 · answered by BushRaider69 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
why would you get a kick from masturbating to a real live nude woman instead of your magazines.
2007-02-16 02:20:41 · answer #5 · answered by briangimma 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
only at high tide.!lol
2007-02-16 07:38:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋