2007-02-15 10:36:44 · 28 answers · asked by samba_king10w 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
A man is walking on the beach and sees an old lamp. He picks it up, gives it a rub and POUF ! Out pops a genie. "You have 3 wishes" says the genie, "what is your first" ?
"Well", he says, "I want a freeway all the way from America to Europe, it'll make it a hell of a lot easier to travel".
"Oh come now", says the genie, "I can do most things but that is just a little bit even beyond me. Give me another".
"Ok", says the man, "I want a chestful of gold".
"That's easy", says the genie and POUF ! A chestful of gold appears.
"There you go", says the genie, "next one"?
"Ok", says the man, "I want to understand what goes on inside a woman's head".
The genie laughs uproariously and says, "what was that first wish again"?
2007-02-15 10:52:22 · answer #1 · answered by moonraker19532001 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Obviously asked by a man. Sorry, you are inferior and that is the reason you asked this question. Better luck next life (ie u come back as a woman)
oooh, 1 thumbs down, obviosly from a male inferior. Come on ladies, give this the thumbs up and show em who's boss! We let u think your in control boys, you're soooo easy!
2007-02-15 18:41:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
some things you'll never understand
female mind = dangerous territory
Hang out with some female friends. They'll tell you what goes on.
2007-02-15 18:39:18 · answer #3 · answered by sherry312 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
With such an open ended question it does not even have to enter our mind - we simply put it down to the brain of a man.
2007-02-15 18:52:19 · answer #4 · answered by deep in thought 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If any man ever truly knew the answer to that question, he would be fully qualifed to assume command of the winds, the tides, and the rotation of the planets.
2007-02-15 18:42:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A lot more then what goes on in the mind of a guy.
2007-02-15 18:39:47 · answer #6 · answered by insane 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
quite a lot of things. for example: does this guy really like me? why is he not answering his phone when i call him? maybe he is out with another woman. if i catch him, he would be in big trouble. i wonder if i look fat in this dress? ooh, that guy is cute, i really want to go out with him. my boyfriend annoys me, how can i get rid of him? oh, i feel so good in this trousers. i really love my boyfriend. he knows how to hit the spot. he is so romantic, i'm so lucky.
does this answer ur question?
2007-02-15 18:56:06 · answer #7 · answered by rambo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a question that man has asked from the day zero and would never ever get an answer to.
2007-02-15 18:40:34 · answer #8 · answered by Bajanqt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooh babe there is no one that can answer this, we are unique you keep coming back for the mysteries be honest darl you love it there is no other species better !!! fantastic also comes to mind ha ha
2007-02-15 18:46:34 · answer #9 · answered by susan will of the wisp 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A lot of creative things go on in mine.
2007-02-15 18:44:46 · answer #10 · answered by cowgirl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋