Little Red Riding Hood's Observations
One day, Little Red Riding Hood is walking through the forest when she sees a wolf sitting under a tree with its ears erect and his mouth stretched in a big toothy grin. She says to the wolf, "My, what big ears you have!"
The wolf just grins and looks a bit wild about the eyes.
She says, "My, what big eyes you have!"
The wolf grins a bit wider and looks slightly harassed.
She says, "My, what big teeth you have!"
The wolf pulls himself together, looks her in the eye and says, "p*ss off! I'm trying to take a crap!"
2007-02-15
10:20:32
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