So far my favourite was 'Britain is the only place you can get a pizza quicker than an ambulance.' But hey i want yours, so please share
2007-02-15 10:18:14 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This is one always makes me laugh!!!! I hope you'll like it too! =)
Here it is:
Why Condoms Come in Boxes of 3, 6, or 12 ??
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,
"What are these, Dad?"
To which the man matter-of-factly replies,
"Those are called condoms, son.... Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boys pensively.
"Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks,
"Why are there 3 in this package."
The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys.
One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men." the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and
TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy,
"then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.
With a sigh, the dad replied,
"Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March........"
2007-02-15 10:29:26 · answer #1 · answered by L!LO 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
women p.c. to pay attention compliments and pay attention approximately how particular and desirable they are. they do no longer p.c. a phony line nonetheless or a guy who says something like "My lips are skittles, Do you wanna flavor the rainbow?" Thats gonna get you a fulfillment or a snort. as long as you're actual, candy and don't look or talk like a freak you're sturdy. basically quite some compliments (that are real looking!) Ex. (If a woman is fat) do no longer say "you're so skinny" the girl gets aggravated via fact she is conscious shes no longer!
2016-10-02 05:14:37 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope you like this one....
One day a woman walked into her kitchen and desided to make chicken. So she opens the frezer door and the chicken rapes her baffeled the woman goes to bed. This goes on 2 more nights until she calls the police. When the police insist to investigate the woman
anxiously sits on the couch, awating the results. Finally the dective comes from the kitchen and says "Ma'am when you cook chicken next time, don't use "Tysons" anymore.
2007-02-15 10:38:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Go rent The Aristocrats movie. You'll see.
2007-02-15 10:21:26 · answer #4 · answered by !!joinCampaignforLiberty!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The joke is too long to type out here...but have a read if youve got 5 mins...it's clean but funny.
http://jmm.aaa.net.au/articles/6750.htm
2007-02-15 10:36:27 · answer #5 · answered by Katie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mummy mummy?
A girl came skipping home from school one day. 'Mummy,
Mummy,' she shouted, "we were counting today, and all
the other kids could only count to four, but I counted
to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?"
"Yes, darling, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
"Mummy, Mummy," She shouted, "we were saying the
alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say
it to D, but I said it to G. See? A,b, c, d, e, f, g!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?"
"Yes, darling, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
"Mummy, Mummy," she shouted, "we were in gym class
today, and when we showered, all the other girls had
flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her top
to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?"
"No, darling, it's because you're 25."
2007-02-15 10:49:20 · answer #6 · answered by mphermes 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
4 guys are sitting at a bar talking about their sons.One says"My son is a car dealers man and he gave his friend a free car."Another guy says"Yeah, well my sons a butcher and he gave a free steak to one of his friends."The third guy says"Well my son is a real estate agent and he gave a house to one of his friends."The last guy says"Well my son is a gay hair dresser but his boyfriends gave him a free house,a free car,and a free steak."
comedycentral.com
2007-02-15 10:40:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so stupid, she bought a book to learn how to read.
2007-02-15 11:18:40 · answer #8 · answered by THE UNKNOWN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you're daddy's like a arcade game, give him a quarter and you can play with his joystick!
2007-02-15 10:33:42 · answer #9 · answered by ?s @ Y! Answers 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋