Two buddies were walking their dogs, when they thought it would be fun to stop at the bar for a beer. One of the guys pointed at a sign and said "we can't take the dogs in there"
"Sure we can." said the second guy, "Just pretend you are blind, and they'll let you bring your dog in."
"Ok," said the first guy "you go in first."
so the guy goes into the bar and is told that there are no dogs allowed,
"He's my seeing eye dog."
the bartender looks at the dog and sees that it is a very well behaved German Shepard. "Ok. fine." he says.
The other guy seeing how well it worked, trys it too.
"Hey," yells the bartender "You, can't bring that dog in here."
"But he's my seeing eye dog."
"A Chihuahua is your seeing eye dog??"
"WHAT!!!! THE GAVE ME A CHIHUAHUA"
2007-02-15 10:17:03 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This is an old joke but very funny!Another one..A blind guy walks into a bar and throws his dog up in the air and twirls it with the leash and the dog goes wooo wooo wooo woo and the bartender says what in the Hell are you doing and the blind guy says ohh just lookin around.
2007-02-15 10:19:41 · answer #1 · answered by Jim C 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-02-15 18:19:36 · answer #2 · answered by it's me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that its funny.
2007-02-15 18:20:38 · answer #3 · answered by karen v 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
xDD
thats funny
2007-02-15 18:20:14 · answer #4 · answered by nikki_t2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha...i thik ive heard it before..........
2007-02-15 18:34:56 · answer #5 · answered by ?s @ Y! Answers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha.. nice joke. ^_^
2007-02-15 18:20:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anon123 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I DONT GET IT WHY A}RE THEY CHINEASE
2007-02-15 18:34:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
great"!!!!!!
2007-02-15 18:36:26 · answer #8 · answered by littlekitty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋