You're convinced that chirping birds are Satan's pets.
Trying to gain control of the situation, you continue to tell your room to "stay still."
Looking at yourself in the mirror induces the same reaction as chugging a glass of fresh paint.
You'd rather have a pencil jammed up your nose than be exposed to sunlight.
You set aside an entire morning to spend some quality time with your toilet.
You replace the traditional praying on your knees with the more feasible praying in a fetal position.
The bathroom reminds you of a carnival barker shouting, "Step right up and give it whirl!"
All day long your motto is, "Never again."
You could purchase a new bike just by recycling the bottles around your bed.
Your natural response to "Good morning," is "Shut up!"
2007-02-15 10:06:48 · 14 answers · asked by livinia 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHAHA... that is soooo funny and so true too HAHAHAHAHA
I love it!!! Thanks..=)
2007-02-15 10:09:42 · answer #1 · answered by L!LO 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You wake up in a strange room with a girl you've never seen (or so you think) and the first thing going through your mind is "Pants...I'm pretty sure I was wearing pants when I got here...where are they?"
2007-02-15 10:10:29 · answer #2 · answered by Andy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You drink and drink and drink but nothing quenches your thirst, which is strange cause all you were doing the night before was drinking.
2007-02-15 10:11:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow! You must've been at my place on Sunday morning!
2007-02-15 10:16:19 · answer #4 · answered by Katie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The truth is so funny
2007-02-16 00:15:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
**** that sounds way to familiar but lmao anyway
2007-02-15 21:14:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny. But i always say "shut up" when people say "good morning"........
2007-02-15 10:33:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
spinny head thing
2007-02-15 10:27:27 · answer #8 · answered by alison m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it really good!!
2007-02-15 10:16:00 · answer #9 · answered by Chris 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good x
2007-02-15 11:04:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
too true
2007-02-15 23:13:17 · answer #11 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋