Some say, "Yes, the Jesus will put you in hell for such mockery."
Why does the Jesus have a short temper?
2007-02-15 09:32:22 · 28 answers · asked by Loathe thy neighbor. 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The Jesus will lay the smackdown on you. The Jesus is in no mood for your shenanigans and tom-foolery!
2007-02-15 09:34:52 · answer #1 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 4⤊ 3⤋
If you say you are God, which is blasphemy,(the worst sin). Then yes, by all means.
Jesus does not have a short temper. His forgiveness is as deep as the ocean. If you are truly sorry for your sins, he will forgive them. He is very patient. It's been a while since Jesus has touched foot on earth. If Jesus really did have a short temper, he could have destroyed the earth and his creations by now.
2007-02-15 18:43:45 · answer #2 · answered by Twinkle Teddy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blasphemy is the word you are looking for. While Jesus does not appreciate or like "mocking" I highly doubt you will go to hell for that alone- so just go ahead and do whatever you feel like doing. I am almost positive mocking Jesus is the least of your worries at this point in the game.
2007-02-15 17:48:37 · answer #3 · answered by rottymom02 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why y would you want to mock Jesus? Are you asking for Hell?
or just plain foolish. Jesus does not have a short temper. He very patient with us. I know He has been with me.
2007-02-15 17:40:28 · answer #4 · answered by Auburn 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is not the case.
You see, Jesus is the bridge between God and man. He is the ransom which set us free from our sins.
Your mockery does not anger Jesus as you may believe. Rather, it saddens him. Jesus and the Lord wish to have a relationship with you.
You see, Jesus loves you so much he was willing to die upon the cross for you.
He waits for you to heed his call and come to him. He deeply wishes to embrace you and take you into his kingdom.
All you need to do is accept him as your Lord and savior.
God bless you and may you find Jesus our Lord.
2007-02-15 17:43:11 · answer #5 · answered by You Ask & I Answer!!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus does not have a short temper...
Psalms 103:8 The LORD is merciful and gracious, slow to anger, and plenteous in mercy.
But he does not put up with you blaspheming Him.
Mark 3:29 But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation.
He is all powerful, and you can't see Him with your phsyical eyes, you can't touch Him with your phsyical hands, but your bold enough to insult by your mouth, someone you cannot see or touch who is so powerful and mighter than you are??? That's just plain stupid!
2007-02-15 17:40:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't really by the "Thin Skinned" Jesus that many people promote.
I mean, he forgives people who are Crucifying him, right? Surely he wouldn't have a problem with a couple of jokes.
Jesus has to be a little more cool than me, right? And I wouldn't only forgive you if you never made a joke at my expense.
2007-02-15 17:38:45 · answer #7 · answered by Mr. Bad Day 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok wait wait wait!1st of all why would you mock Jesus? 2end! what I think is if you dont want to go to hell then tell God that i am sorry for all the sins that a made and that i want to exsept God in to my life... i did it and i feel great and i know that when ever i am in truble i can go to God! or the Bible! ( i dont think that he would put you in Hell) but why would you mock him i mean he did create the world for you and the food! my question ih why do they mock him!
2007-02-15 17:40:42 · answer #8 · answered by Lizzy C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you mock Jesus you are probably in your own form of hell. Isaiah describes it best when he says that God will give them the spirit of burning. So hell is not physical, it's spiritual, and all have their part in it until they see the light,.
2007-02-15 17:44:15 · answer #9 · answered by t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know if he will put you in hell. It's not good to mock God or Jesus.
2007-02-15 17:39:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is slow to anger and abounding in patience. But that will not go on forever, eventually the price for mocking God will be paid. If I were God, I would read Yahoo once and that would be game over for many.
2007-02-15 17:36:55 · answer #11 · answered by angel 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋