I give it a 5 and you?
Silent Gas
A man walks into a doctors office. He says, "Doctor, I'm suffering from silent gas emissions. All day at work, I have these silent gas emissions. Last night during a movie, I had 10 silent gas emissions. This morning in the car on the way to your office, I had five silent gas emissions. And while waiting in your waiting room I had three silent gas emissions. Right now, as a matter of fact, I've just had two more."
The doctor replied, "Well, the first thing we're going to do is check is your hearing!"
2007-02-15 09:12:11 · 12 answers · asked by Lizzeth 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-02-15 09:15:58 · answer #1 · answered by Not You 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-02-15 09:16:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd give it a 2. I don't see the humor in it. He is saying that his "gas emissions" are not silent so he has to check his hearing, how is that funny?
2007-02-15 09:17:37 · answer #3 · answered by megastarr92 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LAUGH OUT LOUD I thought that was funny ......
Silent
But
Deadly
heehee i give it a 9 at least maybe even a 10
2007-02-15 10:07:41 · answer #4 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-02-15 09:53:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty goodd 6/10
2007-02-15 09:16:11 · answer #6 · answered by Jazz Lover 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry but 4
2007-02-15 11:19:22 · answer #7 · answered by pepsi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a 5 maybe a 4.5
2007-02-15 09:19:49 · answer #8 · answered by Cathy B. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's an Eight. LOL.
Have a great day!
2007-02-18 05:21:42 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6.3, not good enough to round up to a 7.
2007-02-15 09:26:32 · answer #10 · answered by nachopuppy2005 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9.99999999999999999, thats funny!
2007-02-15 09:19:20 · answer #11 · answered by ░▒▓Mollyஐ▓▒░ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋