Build Me a Bridge
A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. when the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want."The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me." The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says ‘nothing's wrong,’ and how I can make a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
2007-02-15 09:00:02 · 18 answers · asked by M&M 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So what do you think?
2007-02-15 09:00:34 · update #1
Funny.
2007-02-15 09:04:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get what your asking can you expand on that. Apparently Y/A alots a category for holiday questions - so what's so funny about that? I just checked it out and they have all kinds of holidays listed - and society and culture would be the appropriate category for "social" holidays -so I don't find anything funny about it.
2016-05-24 04:31:13 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An oldie but goodie
2007-02-15 09:10:57 · answer #3 · answered by Thunderman9 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I usually don't like jokes about Him. But I guess this is more about Her! A good one!
2007-02-15 12:58:56 · answer #4 · answered by David A 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I usually don't like sac-religious, blaphemous jokes but this one in good taste.
2007-02-15 09:09:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
On the money and very funny
2007-02-15 09:08:53 · answer #6 · answered by barbara m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a classic one!!!!always makes me laugh though!!!LOL
2007-02-15 09:09:56 · answer #7 · answered by sylesh3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad
2007-02-15 09:13:29 · answer #8 · answered by Rosie 89 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-02-19 08:33:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, thats hillarious
2007-02-15 09:36:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋