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You Get What You Pray For


This lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?'"

"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two talking female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots who I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship the Lord."

"Thank you!" the woman responded.

So the next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priest's house. The priest's two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage.

The lady puts her female parrots in with the male parrots and the female parrots say, "Hi, we are prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"

One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!"

2007-02-15 08:33:32 · 14 answers · asked by Lizzeth 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

14 answers

haha funny you have good jokes

2007-02-15 08:39:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

thats funny. I also like this one


A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.

However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?

The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf." Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun. So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.

After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"

"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you like a drink?" But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.

"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?"

2007-02-15 16:40:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Its ok...but Ive seen this one like a bajillion times!

2007-02-15 16:40:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Very Cute, Thank You

2007-02-15 16:59:08 · answer #4 · answered by Aunt Henny Penny 5 · 0 0

I am going to have to stop reading these while I am wk. I am going to get in trouble with these outbursts. that was a good one.

2007-02-15 16:52:05 · answer #5 · answered by Here Kitty Kitty!!! 4 · 0 0

I've heard it before..... but it's funny

2007-02-15 16:40:22 · answer #6 · answered by M&M 1 · 0 0

haha, funny

2007-02-15 17:39:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

man that is funny

2007-02-15 16:40:19 · answer #8 · answered by kumiko2420 4 · 0 0

LOL! Good one.

2007-02-15 16:39:33 · answer #9 · answered by Someone 5 · 1 0

My 3rd out loud laugh for the day in this catagory! thanks

2007-02-15 16:42:48 · answer #10 · answered by marlynembrindle 5 · 0 0

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