Tell me if your reaction to this...
A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in a safety competition.
"What are you going to do with the prize money?" the officer asked.
The man responded, "I guess I'll go to driving school and get my license."
At that moment, his wife, who was seated next to him, chimed in, "Officer, don't listen to him. He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."
This woke up the guy in the back seat, who, when he saw the cop, blurted out, "I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car."
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice asked, "Are we over the border yet?"
2007-02-15 08:24:29 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
seen it before.......but still funny! ☺
2007-02-15 08:27:43 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!!!!!!
Seriously though when Are we getting over the border I need my maple syrup fix from Canada :P
2007-02-15 16:28:06 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Remy♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Uh-Oh! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great evening!
2007-02-18 18:19:31 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That's a really clever one!! I wonder what the police officer said after that one! Thanks for the laugh!
2007-02-15 16:28:43 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ Mischa S. ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't always but at this one I laughed out loud!
2007-02-15 16:38:30 · answer #5 · answered by marlynembrindle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That made me laugh out loud!
2007-02-15 16:38:18 · answer #6 · answered by A K 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved it an even told it to a friend.
2007-02-15 19:41:00 · answer #7 · answered by Pirate 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess he just lost the contest. Lol.
2007-02-15 16:34:30 · answer #8 · answered by alex_nemo2003 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-02-15 16:27:11 · answer #9 · answered by kumiko2420 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha aha ha ha h ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah ha aha ah aahahahhah ahaha ha ha ahahahahahahha ha aha aha ha
2007-02-15 16:32:29 · answer #10 · answered by Darkice 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋