The first man had married a woman from Colorado and had ordered his wife to do dishes and house cleaning and have it done by the time he got home from work. It took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man had married a woman from Nebraska. He had given his new wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking and have it all done by the time he got home from work. The first day he didn't see anything, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, when he got home he saw that the house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a girl from TEXAS. He gave her orders to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and a hot meal on the table by the time he got home from work.. He said the first day he didn’t see anything, the second day he didn’t see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat and load the dishwasher.
2007-02-15 08:21:49 · 11 answers · asked by yagman 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. Um-Hum! LOL.
Southern women will definitely show you how to ring a bell! LOL.
Have a great evening, and thank you for the laughs.
2007-02-18 10:22:24 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Deep in the heart of Texas, lol
2007-02-15 08:55:16 · answer #2 · answered by This, That & such 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats true. Dont mess with girls from Texas. I hear Texas' has nothing but Dirty Prositutes aka "Prosties"
2007-02-15 08:43:44 · answer #3 · answered by mBreeZe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That's a really good one. Haven't heard that one before. Thanks for cheering me up after the bad weather!!
That just goes to show you. Don't mess with Texas. Yee-haw!
2007-02-15 08:25:21 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ Mischa S. ♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Man. I must be from Texas(I thought it was Kentucky). Good one!
2007-02-15 08:25:04 · answer #5 · answered by robee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
2007-02-15 08:26:18 · answer #6 · answered by steven m 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one. lol
2007-02-15 08:29:53 · answer #7 · answered by mrs_pipesmoker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Too funny! ☺
2007-02-15 08:29:05 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one.
2007-02-15 08:26:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha you know that's true!!
2007-02-15 08:28:23 · answer #10 · answered by kumiko2420 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋