Why do some animals choose to be infected with the Gay?

Question

What kind of treatment options are available for these gay penguins?

http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=gay+penguins

Will the three week homosexual meth addict rehab work for them even if they aren't meth addicts?

If gay penguins aren't gay by choice, that would mean they were born that way. Why would God make a gay penguin, which by the way is an abomination unto Him. Now that is just silly.

Answer 1

Because they're immoral SINNERS!! Or because they're suffering from a psychological disorder!!

OR....

Because homosexuality is neither a sin nor a disorder but rather a naturally occuring sexual orientation.

Answer 2

Very good question. The fact that penguins choose a homosexual lifestyle shows how deceptive the devil can be. It is clear that if satan can even convince penguins to be sodomites, that he is gaining power every day. I can see how penguins would be inclined to seek out a gay lifestyle as their tuxedo selection for clothing would get monotonous day in and out.

I wonder how those gay penguins are going to feel when they find themselves damned for eternity for their choice.

Answer 3

Obviously the penguins choose to be gay....or it's a birth defect.

Of course it could be that some penguins are just born Gay.

Answer 4

Yeah, the camps are really good at teaching you the right things to say to make hate mongers think you are as straight as an arrow.

Answer 5

penguins don't have souls, so their choice of the Gay isn't a sin.

that much should be obvious.

Answer 6

No, I am guessing you are just a troll.

Answer 7

"the Gay"!
ROFL!